Sarcasm is a sin

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Joidevivre said:
Oh, mighty Sirk! Would you please give us some symbolic acts as signs that the truths you speak of are true.
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Are you asking for a sign? Oh ye of little faith who seeks a sign from the anointed one called Sirk. I sign will be given you this day in this hour...see if you can discern it.
 
i can be sarcastic in english AND spanish.

i guess that means i'm in double the trouble?
 
Sinners of sarcasm...come forth and reveal your depravity for all to see.
 
Will you accept our heads being uncovered and sandals removed? Our wailing can be heard for miles.

We repent under a bucket of ashes.
 
Sirk said:
If you engage in it you are like the heathen and there is no good in you. Especially if you use it to try to thwart the teaching of the anointed ones.....like me...who is anointed completely and fully with the absolute truth of things.
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Ah, nuts! I'm doooooooooooooooooooooooooooomed!

(Waited. Was that sarcasm or a sick sense of humor? I may not be domed if it's just a sick sense of humor.)
 
Sirk said:
You are being sarcastic with me....I discern that stinky fruit will accumulate in your bosom.
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Have you ever had stinky fruit in your bosom? It's not good.

(Is it a bad sign I'm cracking myself up? Tears are coming out my eyes. lol)
 
Joidevivre said:
Will you accept our heads being uncovered and sandals removed? Our wailing can be heard for miles.

We repent under a bucket of ashes.
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You must throw the dirt from the corrals of pure oxen over your head to be purged of the rottenness of your putrid fruit.
 
Reborn said:
Sarcasm is my first language.
.....l have to speak it in English ,or no one would understand that l'm being sarcastic.

(Except for the Sarcastians of northern Ireland.)
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I just think I found my origins! :D
 
Reborn said:
Sarcasm is my first language.
.....l have to speak it in English ,or no one would understand that l'm being sarcastic.

(Except for the Sarcastians of northern Ireland.)
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Sarcasm's part of my DNA makeup. :)
 
Sirk said:
You must throw the dirt from the corrals of pure oxen over your head to be purged of the rottenness of your putrid fruit.
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Ah! So the rotten fruit is called road apples? Where's a good horse/oxen when you need one?
 
You will know that I have been taken up when i have ceased from posting in this thread.....it will be as a sign unto you.
 
So is it sarcasm? When I am at Burger King...and the guy says. "Well hey...can I take your order?". And I say..."Yes I will take ten false prophets,..4 Men of fleshly perfections,...and the secret to the location of the Grail.". Guy says "You want fries with that?". I reply "Ohhhh Noooo,..NUTS on the wayside will be fine!".
Sigh...yea God forgave me :).....because unfortunately...He knows there are people like this. :(
 
I now have to calm down before getting to work. My eyes are still wet and my sides are aching from laughing too much! Great thread! Thanks!
 
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