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Miri

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Can anyone tell me what's behind the recent spate of people calling to have a fart fan installed? Is it a full moon, pole shift, global warming? Anyway, it's just odd that all of a sudden everyone and their brother needs a fart fan installed.

ok I know I will regret asking this, but in the interests of international
understanding and communication - what is a fart fan?
 
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sydlit

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A fart fan? A person that cheers for farts?! Thats just weird! (We're number 2, and we stink!)
 
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Miri

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SORRY FOR YELLING!!!!! (sorry, just had to get that out)(funny, still dont feel better)
Try doing it louder while pinching your nose and standing on one
leg!
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it doesn't work but at least when you fall over it will take your mind off
whatever you were yelling at.
 

achildofGod

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ok I know I will regret asking this, but in the interests of international
understanding and communication - what is a fart fan?

Well, it's the fan in the ceiling in the bathroom, you turn it
on when you think it's going to be a smelly problem.
 
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skylove7

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Secularhermit

I have busted my beep beep on flip flops before

Im telling you they will get u killed :(
 
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Miri

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They´re probably more than two (Harry and George) but, if I could, I will tell them I could clean your house, while they do nothing. I could wash your dishes and do your clothing (and several other things) while they are simple things that cannot love you, the way I can.

:p

But at least they don't leave the toilet seat up and complain about my cooking. Lol

And don't forget, I have Mildred also.


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skylove7

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Im sorry...Im not talking about farts on here peeps

Lol sue me...Im just not
 

JesusLives

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Im sorry...Im not talking about farts on here peeps

Lol sue me...Im just not
Well one of us has to have some class....notice it is not the Blond....lol

I always tell people if you want class talk to my daughter....she has it all.....
 
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Miri

Guest
Well, it's the fan in the ceiling in the bathroom, you turn it
on when you think it's going to be a smelly problem.

Right .... We call them extractor fans and have them in showers and sometimes
in kitchens. Lol

I thought it was a new way of staying cool in the heat :D
 

achildofGod

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Well one of us has to have some class....notice it is not the Blond....lol

I always tell people if you want class talk to my daughter....she has it all.....
Me got class to, me spent 4 years in first grade or was that five,
Me got plenty class see thore.
 
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Miri

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I'm in the middle of cleaning the bathroom (which I can't really be
bothered to do) and cooking tea, keeping an eye on it so it
doesn't burn. I should really get on with both chores but you folks
just make me laugh so much.

Have you ever tried cleaning a toilet while laughing at fart fans jokes!
 
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But at least they don't leave the toilet seat up and complain about my cooking. Lol

And don't forget, I have Mildred also.
Mildred would love me, because I can polish them while I can cook few things, just for you.

I can do the vacumming but I´m not sure I´d kill spiders (they eat those bugs that can bite us)

But, after doing my hommie chores, what else I could do -there- to make my living?

I´m not a good cook, but I know how to prepare my meals.

Have you heard about this: "Scheila Gonzalez (keyboards, saxophone, vocals)" She seems to play for Zappa´s.

(https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=ULpVdemdEMg)
 

achildofGod

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I'm in the middle of cleaning the bathroom (which I can't really be
bothered to do) and cooking tea, keeping an eye on it so it
doesn't burn. I should really get on with both chores but you folks
just make me laugh so much.

Have you ever tried cleaning a toilet while laughing at fart fans jokes!

Well, your'e in a good place if er,ah,um, mmmm,
something happens.
 
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sydlit

Guest
Sometimess you just gotta blow off a little steam.
 
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Miri

Guest
Mildred would love me, because I can polish them while I can cook few things, just for you.

I can do the vacumming but I´m not sure I´d kill spiders (they eat those bugs that can bite us)

But, after doing my hommie chores, what else I could do -there- to make my living?

I´m not a good cook, but I know how to prepare my meals.

Have you heard about this: "Scheila Gonzalez (keyboards, saxophone, vocals)" She seems to play for Zappa´s.

(https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=ULpVdemdEMg)

I'm more of a kenny g person. I can play that song on Mildred, not as good as him though
otherwise I would be. Zillionaire. The twiddly finger bits are easier than they look.

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