Fart fans

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Sirk

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Can anyone tell me what's behind the recent spate of people calling to have a fart fan installed? Is it a full moon, pole shift, global warming? Anyway, it's just odd that all of a sudden everyone and their brother needs a fart fan installed.
 
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bowharp

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Must be a guy thing. :p
 
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This feels important. I am researching it now.
 

Joidevivre

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I think we are just desperate for new material!
 

JesusLives

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Is this another name for exhaust fans in bathrooms? Toilet paper anyone?

Possibly a new energy/power source?
 

Reborn

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#8
Critics say those fans stink.
I just think they're full of hot air.


Ignore it.
 

JesusLives

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Fans of farts holding up signs with numbers on them ranking the rank........
 
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skylove7

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#10
In the words of Wisebeardman

"Whaaaa? I am confused even...by this thread even?"
 

slave

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If this was a class instead of a thread would that make you a private- tooter? OK, sorry couldn't help myself. Ok, seriously then here's the answer to your question: People are getting these fart fans because it's the only gas they can afford these days. :rolleyes:.
 
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Sirk

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#14
A fart fan is a very important feature for modern living. Some people like loud ones for reasons I'll let others determine and some like the ultra silent expensive ones.
 

slave

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"Father keep us from having this thread enter into the coarse joking dept., but Father we want to thank you for being able to laugh at ourselves in innocence, and simply take a respite to enjoy life as well."
 
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cmarieh

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I was arguing with myself whether to check this thread out or not and I succumbed, so please forgive me. Honestly, I never expected to see a thread like this on here, but God did give us an awesome sense of humor, didn't he? Anyway, I remember when I was little my cousins would always have a contest and oh, boy a fan would have been really helpful especially when they loved to sit on my lap when it happened:eek:
 
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skylove7

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#17
Lol...lovely cmarieh

When ya get 42 like me honey

You will say whats on ur mind lol

Trust me doll face

When u are 42...u shall be like

Whaaa? This world is whaaa?

Lol
 

PopClick

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cmarieh

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Lol...lovely cmarieh

When ya get 42 like me honey

You will say whats on ur mind lol

Trust me doll face

When u are 42...u shall be like

Whaaa? This world is whaaa?

Lol
What's even weirder is I miss those days very much. I miss getting
picked on from them. We were all so close growing up and now I hardly
see them.
 
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skylove7

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#20
Im sorry but the word 'fart'

Rather it be in a fan...

Or a 300 pound vulger man at a Mets game lol

I dont care..

Its just I love nature

Fart topics are not on my mind

Its irrelative