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JesusLives

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Would smuggling a penguin in for Melita be considered illegal immigration???

Let's put our heads together on this one, folks.

We better Get R Done before The Donald (Trump, not the duck) becomes president...[/
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Is there much difference?
 
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keepitsimple

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Ecclesiastes 3:11


[SUP]11 [/SUP]He has made everything beautiful in its time. He has also set eternity in the human heart; yet no one can fathom what God has done from beginning to end.

Good morning friends :)
 
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jennymae

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Would smuggling a penguin in for Melita be considered illegal immigration???

Let's put our heads together on this one, folks.

We better Get R Done before The Donald (Trump, not the duck) becomes president...[/
QUOTE]

Is there much difference?
If he makes it to office I'm sure somebody will be asking him if his place of birth is Duckburg...and if Duckburg is in the USA or in Toonland:p
 
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keepitsimple

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Thank you, they have her on a morphine drip and they gave her some injections this morning as she is not allowed to eat or drink anything at the moment... Like I say I feel hopeless at the moment ...
Feeling helpless to change anything is a terrible place to be ... but it does come to pass. Hang tight Gandalf. We're praying for your wife ... and for you.
 

JesusLives

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Or in my experience washing a cat in tomato juice and having to smell like both wet cat and tomato. Trust me that was worse than anything I have smelt in a long time and I have chickens and they are nothing alike. I felt so much better after taking a shower, got rid of that awful smell
My understanding was that said cat had been skunked first then wet and tomato juiced......yep that would be a super stink....yuck.....
 

JesusLives

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Would smuggling a penguin in for Melita be considered illegal immigration???

Let's put our heads together on this one, folks.

We better Get R Done before The Donald (Trump, not the duck) becomes president...[/
QUOTE]

Is there much difference?
If it talks like a duck and walks like a duck???? Then it must be a Donald Trump.....lol
 

JesusLives

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aight, people, here's the sad truth for those who wonder.
Caroline chose this and when i said, it's eleventy years old she said,
you look the same....
your hair has that unfortunate circa 2000 look :)rolleyes:) but the tired look remains
You so pretty Mom......nice to meet you.....Blond
 

JesusLives

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Sorry...Let me clarify.

Day old spaghetti / leftovers, reheated and mixed with dish water.

My bad.
Whew....you all have me thinking, that you think I sit around in old dishes all day? lol. Sheesh. :p
That's your problem.... you are suppose to rinse the noodles before you put the sauce on not after.....silly guy.....
Every Blond knows you don't wash the spaghetti after the sauce is on it.....lol
 

JesusLives

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I see all these pictures, i just want to remind you all that anyone can see the pics posted here. I have a few pics of me on my profile so friends can see, but i dont have access to old ones right now.
You are adorable Kody.....
 

JesusLives

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Currently 23 members browsing this thread.... 1 member (me) and 22 'guests?' ......hmmm.....And they mock me for struggling with relationships?! Is it any wonder? Wheres the christianity on christian chat?
Have you ever been married Syd? Just wondering?
 

achildofGod

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Good morning everyone.

The winds of God are always blowing,
only you can set the sails.
 
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keepitsimple

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that would be after the devaluation of the dollar? :rolleyes:

there are so few pics of me around because i really dislike having my picture taken.
then you start to do the dumb stuff like, why did the docs give me tetracycline at 10 months,
it ruined my adult teeth... wish my eyes were bigger, blah, blah.

you think i might actually grow up some day? hah

I don't think that there's any of us that wouldn't change something about our appearance if given the chance. And after typing this, I realize what a truly sad commentary this is. Always found it interesting that we were told that our Saviour's appearance was nothing "beautiful" to behold (Isaiah 53:2). His ways are not our ways indeed :(
 

JesusLives

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Hi Friends.

My wife had her operation yesterday and they removed only the cist (good news). They were busy with her for 1,5 hours and she is in serious pain (bad news). I feel so helpless but I still trust God for her speedy recovery. Thank you for all your prayers.
Dear Father

Please be with Gandalf's wife as she is recovering. Please make it a speedy recovery and that she will feel good when this is all said and done. Help her to be pain free and bless this family I pray. Thank You for taking care of this issue for them and let them grow together in Your love.. I pray in Jesus Name Amen.
 
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skylove7

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Morning JL :)

I slept very good last night. Can you believe it lol.
I love you.
How are you?
Any fun plans with tourist this weekend?
Maybe you are taking a rest after the big Orlando trip
 

p_rehbein

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Good morning everyone.

The winds of God are always blowing,
only you can set the sails.

Boy, I am learning so much from this thread............

Jesus is Grey and God is windy..............who knew?