Tell your member crush here

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melita916 said:
did you just call me fat?!

hehe. i like asking that question randomly. the reactions i get are hilarious.
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Now that is comedy!

Do you do this in the checkout line at the grocery store? If you did it in the isles, you might see lots of people look for the person who wronged you.

Make sure to sound like a wounded damsel though. In fact, use colloquial English.

Say things like:
"You just done wronged me! I ain't fat, I'm big boned! You ain't complaining about my bein fat when I cook you supper after a long day."

You've got to really sell people on this joke.
 
ServantStrike said:
Now that is comedy!

Do you do this in the checkout line at the grocery store? If you did it in the isles, you might see lots of people look for the person who wronged you.

Make sure to sound like a wounded damsel though. In fact, use colloquial English.

Say things like:
"You just done wronged me! I ain't fat, I'm big boned! You ain't complaining about my bein fat when I cook you supper after a long day."

You've got to really sell people on this joke.
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*writes notes*
 
I have a crush on Splenda lol
Its tooo awesome in my coffee with cream
Sigh lol
 
ChandlerFan said:
I heard there was flirting!


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Lmho...chandlerfan
 
I'm glad that combover got bumped.

That handsome devil makes me feel better about my male pattern baldness. Actually there isn't much of a pattern to it, just shame.
 
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