The best poet on this site

[greatkraw]

I wrote this one once at school:

A pen
is hanging
from the ceiling

Or perhaps
it is
a pencil

now THAT one cracked me up

 

[greatkraw]

Roses are red
what do you think?
you are all idyots
i need a drink

 

[SoLoved]

Roses are red
unless they're actually pink
and the thought of that fills me with dread.
apparently Sir needs a drink....

 

[Belgian_Pilot]

Roses are red,
Brenna is cool,
Some sheep are black
Others give wool

I wonder what people think if they read our poems...

 

[SoLoved]

Aksel would like to know what people think,
but people are people friend.
All i knows is im a Jesus Freak,
all the way past the end.

not a great rhyme. but seriously Aksel, it doesnt matter what other people think

 

[pickles]

Roses are red
pickles are green
some we are fed
this pickle eats lean

God bless, pickles

 

[pickles]

Beans, beans there good for the...

opps this has already been written.
Smiles and God bless, pickles

 

[Belgian_Pilot]

Aksel would like to know what people think,
but people are people friend.
All i knows is im a Jesus Freak,
all the way past the end.

not a great rhyme. but seriously Aksel, it doesnt matter what other people think

Roses are red
Brenna is right
Jssus love is all we need
because He is the light!

 

[SoLoved]

Roses are red,
He is the way,
My rights they read,
But my debt did He pay.

 

[pickles]

Lord
You gave me a heart of compassion
the sight to see their needs
you filled me with your understanding
I am dazzeled by your deeds
unlimited love is your message
forgiveness is your creed
within this storm of power
is the stillness that I need
Thankyou Lord God Our Father
for making me good seed

God bless ,pickles

 

[resurrection33]

I only have 39,999.95. Is that close enough?

Yes, we can do it for $39,99.95. However, we’ll need to tear out the last five pages of the instruction manual.

 

[resurrection33]

*basks in the glory*

I think it’s evident to everyone that a prodigy wrote that poem.

 

[resurrection33]

Roses are red
what do you think?
you are all idyots
i need a drink

Sorry, Kraw, but this poem doesn’t quite measure up to the other poems on this thread, I don’t think. Look at how POWEFUL they are!

 

[resurrection33]

Roses are red,
Brenna is cool,
Some sheep are black
Others give wool

I wonder what people think if they read our poems...

Here is another deeply moving work of art. I am humbled.

 

[resurrection33]

Roses are red,
He is the way,
My rights they read,
But my debt did He pay.

Lord
You gave me a heart of compassion
the sight to see their needs
you filled me with your understanding
I am dazzeled by your deeds
unlimited love is your message
forgiveness is your creed
within this storm of power
is the stillness that I need
Thankyou Lord God Our Father
for making me good seed

God bless ,pickles

Theses are pretty good poems, too. I don’t know if they quite measure up to Kilden’s or Belgian Pilot’s work, but they are keepers.

 

[wwjd_kilden]

Yes, we can do it for $39,99.95. However, we’ll need to tear out the last five pages of the instruction manual.

I can just write them in norwegian to confuse her

 

[christiancollegegirl]

Don't worry, she'll be confused enough without the norwegian.

 

[Belgian_Pilot]

Roses are red
I have a cold
My nose seems dead
And I want some gold

 

[christiancollegegirl]

Roses are red,
Aksels nose is too.
He needs a tissue
Achoo!!

 

[Belgian_Pilot]

Roses are red,
Aksels nose is too.
He needs a tissue
Achoo!!

Yay, a poem about my nose