Things you can't do but wish you could (like swimming, speaking other languages)

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I wish I was flexible enough to do a needle
 
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I wish I could fly.
 
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Yeah I wanna see that. You flyin over the liberals dropping old grandma slippers on em all huh :D
Laugh out loud. ;)

I was going to say I wish I could beat up liberals and not get in trouble for it but I was saving that for a rainy day. :cool:
 

Demi777

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Laugh out loud. ;)

I was going to say I wish I could beat up liberals and not get in trouble for it but I was saving that for a rainy day. :cool:
Ill just get you a batman suit :)
 
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Ultimatum77

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#46
Ill just get you a batman suit :)
No way! Get a wing suit, it's better lol!

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#47
1. Catch Mewtwo. Impossible.
2. Be able to cut my own hair. I've trimmed it, but I wouldn't dare attempt an actual haircut.
3. Be an actor. I'm good at it. ^.^
4. Draw something other than Disney characters. I've tried lol.
5. Speak French.
(I finally cut my hair yesterday.)
2. Robocut
 
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#48
I wish I could be an artist. I can do stick figures and that is literally it. I also wish I could be a musician. So many ways to express oneself through art and worship.
You can learn how to draw step by step. It takes no special talent, just persistence. (I wish I could say the same about music.)
 
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I wish I could paint portraits as wonderfully as my mother could.....

I wish I wasn't afraid to fly in a plane (I do fly, but I detest it)....

I wish I could run as fast as a gazelle or a cheetah....

I wish I could find someone to trust to help me with my candy invention....

I wish I didn't get tunnel vision & discombobulated when I read contracts & legal papers....

I wish I was more I.T. astute so I wouldn't get so frustrated with my pc & cell phone....

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That's it for now. :rolleyes:
 
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#50
I wish I could jump serve in volleyball lol
I wish I could cook
I wish I could keep a plant without killing it haha
I wish I could speak fluent Japanese already lol
Ummmmm I think that's about it :p
Speaking as someone with a previous brown thumb, you can keep one plant alive. (One is doable. A whole garden is...meh. I now have a yellow thumb. lol)
1. List plants you wish you could grow. A dream wish list.
2. Read up on how to take care of them -- what they need (sun/shade, lots of water/little water/very very little water, what acid/base soil, clay/loam/sand, how much fertilizer/what kind/how to give it) and, if it's a house plant, where to put it. (South window is perfect for dessert plants, west is best for sun loving succulents and leafy plants, east is okay if it gets plenty of sun, and north is going to kill the plant, and one plant prefers a darker space then any window will give it (Iron plant) -- info only good for Northern Hemisphere.) If it's not a sun lover, then you need to learn how far from a window it has to go. (My Lucky Bamboo is fine on a table right next to a west-facing window. It would die on the windowsill. My shade-loving succulent would die next to the Lucky Bamboo, so gets a table lamp that's on 24/7 for the winter, and under my butterfly bush all summer.) And learn about the pest and diseases that plant can get.
3. Judge which one you can do with where you live and how much effort you want to put in, and then pick the one that's left.

Green thumb isn't a natural talent. It's learning about each plant BEFORE buying them. (My problem is I like to buy and then learn. Ooops. lol)
 
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Yeah I wanna see that. You flyin over the liberals dropping old grandma slippers on em all huh :D
At least I now know what happened to my slippers. lol
 
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I wish I could paint portraits as wonderfully as my mother could.....

I wish I wasn't afraid to fly in a plane (I do fly, but I detest it)....

I wish I could run as fast as a gazelle or a cheetah....

I wish I could find someone to trust to help me with my candy invention....

I wish I didn't get tunnel vision & discombobulated when I read contracts & legal papers....

I wish I was more I.T. astute so I wouldn't get so frustrated with my pc & cell phone....

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That's it for now. :rolleyes:
I think I'd rather wish I never had to read a contract than wish I didn't feel discombobulated reading one. They're so utterly boring! lol
 

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I do wish sometimes I was a better artist. (MY sisters an amazing artist) I also wish I could sing like most people in the thread. I also wish I didn't have heart surgery so I could eat all the salt I want. I also wish I could speak japanese so I can buy jrpgs and be able to play them.
 

Demi777

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No way! Get a wing suit, it's better lol!

OH GOD THE LIBERALS BABY EATER IS COMING!! ROFLLL!! We gotta cover up the mouth and stuff tho that no one can see who it is. When he comes flyin im playin some songs.. cant post em here hehe
 
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Ultimatum77

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I wish I could do that!
Yea, I would probably soil my wing suit in more ways than one (crashland in the dirt and crap myself lol) I don't like heights.
 
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OH GOD THE LIBERALS BABY EATER IS COMING!! ROFLLL!! We gotta cover up the mouth and stuff tho that no one can see who it is. When he comes flyin im playin some songs.. cant post em here hehe
Just get a full body suit then.... like this...it covers everything...

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