You have fallen for one. I made you disappear with my magic. I do; however, predict that while I have won this battle, there are many left to be waged.... I fear the outcome of this war may not be in my favor. Yet!
I have, myself, full confidence that if all do my duty, if nothing is neglected, and if the best arrangements are made, as they are being made, I shall prove myself once more able to defend the threads I call home, to ride out the posts of war, and to outlive the menace of christiancollegegirl, if necessary for years, if necessary alone.
Even though large parts of christianchat.com and many old and famous threads have fallen or may fall into the grip of this spamster and all the odious apparatus of spam, I shall not flag or fail. I shall spam back to the end, I shall fight in the turtle turtle thread, I shall fight in the boys vs girls thread, I shall fight with growing confidence and growing strength in these threads, I shall defend my threads I call home, whatever the cost may be,
I shall fight on the quick replies, I shall fight in the this or that thread, I shall fight in the what made you happy today? thread, I shall fight on; I shall never surrender, and if, which I do not for a moment believe, these threads or a large part of it were subjugated and spammed, then my Empire beyond the seas, armed and guarded by the spam-guards Fleet, would carry on the struggle, until, in God's good time, the New forums, with all its freshness and purity, steps forth to the rescue and the liberation of the Old. To be cleaned.
I shall win this war.
Like my speech... it's original... I sware.