And now, for an opposing viewpoint...
I think my dog's a republican
Gave him 10 bones but he won't share a one
if a poor starving mutt tries to get one away
my dog just snarls and denies the stray.
I think my dog takes after George Bush
he sees a sick dog and just bites him in the tush
he's never going to care for some old 'coon
and makes the cur go lick his own wounds
I think my dog loves Donald Trump
he put a fence 'round his doghouse and shows 'em his rump
sent his retriever friends to guard the chicken pit
then looks all surprised and claims the cat did it
I think my dog's a republican
he's not one for all, he's man vs man
barking and howling that it's always his turn
I don't think I'll keep him, more than one term