You know you belong in Colorado if...

[AlaynaJ]

I could whip something up, I'm sure.

 

[wwjd_kilden]

that'd be very kind of you

 

[AlaynaJ]

Hmmm. Garlic mashed potatos and corn on the cob... would that do for now?

 

[wwjd_kilden]

yesssssssssssssssssssssss

 

[resurrection33]

Hmmm. Garlic mashed potatos and corn on the cob... would that do for now?

I would like to have grilled chicken, baked potato with butter on the side, fresh roll with butter, and fresh green peas, please.

 

[resurrection33]

I’ve had this awful cold for about a week now. What do you people in Colorado, Norway, and other places do to cope with a cold?

 

[wwjd_kilden]

If we are girls, do the best of it (make tea/ milk with honey, stay warm and go about our business as usual)
for guys: moan and complain and lie on the sofa most of the day, having the women bring the tea

peppermint or eucalyptus is good for opening the airways, honey is antibacterial

 

[resurrection33]

Does honey kill a virus?

 

[resurrection33]

When you live alone, you have to open a window so people can hear you moan and groan.

 

[resurrection33]

Does the peppermint need to be ingested, or is it good enough to breathe it?

 

[wwjd_kilden]

I doubt it kills a virus, but you could of course give it a try. If it doesnt work, threaten the virus with... uh... something

- get a mike and some speakers...

 

[wwjd_kilden]

Does the peppermint need to be ingested, or is it good enough to breathe it?

breathe it. You could puta couple of drops in warm water and have your head over it (with a towel over your head), but that might hurt your eyes a bit

 

[resurrection33]

Thank you, Doctor.

 

[wwjd_kilden]

hmm, if I'm a doctor, shouldn't you be paying me for the consultation?

 

[resurrection33]

My mature guidance has repaid you many times in the past. Like when I suggested you put Aksel on the wing of his plane so your chaperone could sit inside the plane.

 

[wwjd_kilden]

sorry, not convinced. You should be careful, I might accidentally give you a wrong advice in the future

 

[resurrection33]

I can give good advice occasionally—I am very elderly. What do you want advice about?

 

[wwjd_kilden]

I think I've got enough with myself having ten different thoughts about most things, but thanks for the offer

 

[resurrection33]

Old men have no fun if they don’t have advice to give.

Remember that two birds in the bush are worth one in the hand.

 

[wwjd_kilden]

so thats what they are over there

here one bird in the hand is better than ten on the roof