scare a date off with 1 phrase!

[joefizz]

Hmm...now where did I put the emetic poison...

It's over there in five different flavors,you might wanna drink water first before taking some because dry mouth is killer.

 

[loverofjesus27]

What’s wrong wiff my dry mouff

 

[HisUnfailingLove]

It's my way or the highway

 

[joefizz]

It's my way or the highway

never was fond of narcotics.

 

[HisUnfailingLove]

never was fond of narcotics.

Me neither. So can we stop by the drugstore, I need to top up my supplies of chloroform. (Apologising for this one hahaha)

 

[HisUnfailingLove]

Oh that was not a good post!

 

[joefizz]

Me neither. So can we stop by the drugstore, I need to top up my supplies of chloroform. (Apologising for this one hahaha)

Sure but I'll stay outside and call 9 11 have a good time!

 

[joefizz]

Oh that was not a good post!

Chloroform is a common post here.

 

[HisUnfailingLove]

Sure but I'll stay outside and call 9 11 have a good time!

My friends the police - they sure know how to party

 

[joefizz]

My friends the police - they sure know how to party

Yeah that chalk they use is so cool!

 

[HisUnfailingLove]

Yeah that chalk they use is so cool!

Those tasers are handy for practicing your dance moves

 

[joefizz]

Those tasers are handy for practicing your dance moves

And for a "Jolt" of energy!

 

[HisUnfailingLove]

And for a "Jolt" of energy!

I use hand grenades for that - they're good for when you're abit tired

 

[joefizz]

I use hand grenades for that - they're good for when you're abit tired

Yeah and pulling their pins relieves stress.

 

[HisUnfailingLove]

Yeah and pulling their pins relieves stress.

I have some in my bag - would you like a couple? I can get more

 

[joefizz]

I have some in my bag - would you like a couple? I can get more

Sounds like a bang up idea!

 

[HisUnfailingLove]

Sounds like a bang up idea!

Yes all my ideas are good and I'm right about everything too - hey just ask me

 

[HisUnfailingLove]

This is a weird thread hahahahahhahah

 

[HisUnfailingLove]

Yes they are slimy - that's why I keep them in my house

 

[joefizz]

This is a weird thread hahahahahhahah

Well it was created by someone named Joefizz.