scare a date off with 1 phrase!

[Bella37]

Yes I do so let's get married and only fat people can come to our wedding
(Oh that's terrible!)

Looks like this is what they call.....sweet, sweet, Luvvvvvvvvvvvvvv!

 

[HisUnfailingLove]

No because I don't know you!

Well who are you and what are you doing here?

 

[joefizz]

Oh good, did you bring your super-charged detonators? We can use them later

I know for fixing the bathroom!

 

[joefizz]

Well who are you and what are you doing here?

I heard that there was bingo.

 

[HisUnfailingLove]

We'll call the event overloaded buffet wedding.

Yes we'll eat first then get married later, if we're not too full

 

[joefizz]

Looks like this is what they call.....sweet, sweet, Luvvvvvvvvvvvvvv!

You are too mushy for me.

 

[Bella37]

Oh good, did you bring your super-charged detonators? We can use them later

Sorry Coyote has em you can get em from D Acme company, I can wait, its worth the effort! Duhh!

 

[joefizz]

Yes we'll eat first then get married later, if we're not too full

And when we are about to say I do we'll release pressure to be ready for what comes next.

 

[HisUnfailingLove]

I heard that there was bingo.

No sweetie that's on a different thread

 

[Bella37]

You are too mushy for me.

Don't go braking my heart, I can change!!!!!!

 

[HisUnfailingLove]

And when we are about to say I do we'll release pressure to be ready for what comes next.

If only you could see me laughing right now ahhahahahahhahhahhahahahahahahhahhh!!

 

[joefizz]

Sorry Coyote has em you can get em from D Acme company, I can wait, its worth the effort! Duhh!

You mean that place I Rolled with toilet paper on the way here?

 

[Bella37]

And when we are about to say I do we'll release pressure to be ready for what comes next.

Face masks could be ok, for you I can do anything Babe! hahahahahahahah sorta!

 

[HisUnfailingLove]

You are too mushy for me.

Did someone say magic mushrooms?

 

[joefizz]

Don't go braking my heart, I can change!!!!!!

good, change into a total black outfit.

 

[HisUnfailingLove]

Sorry Coyote has em you can get em from D Acme company, I can wait, its worth the effort! Duhh!

Who's Coyote he's not invited and no I don't have acne

 

[joefizz]

Face masks could be ok, for you I can do anything Babe! hahahahahahahah sorta!

don't worry only the people we don't like will notice a change in climate.

 

[HisUnfailingLove]

good, change into a total black outfit.

What are you blind - that's what I'm already wearing!

 

[Bella37]

If only you could see me laughing right now ahhahahahahhahhahhahahahahahahhahhh!!

I can hardly see the screen let alone you! hahahahahahahah

 

[joefizz]

Who's Coyote he's not invited and no I don't have acne

but he's such a character! he can fix anything with explosives!