Self pity-thread- where we all can feel sorry for ourselves.

[toinena]

Some might argue that we should always rejoice through our sufferings. But sometimes it boils down to that life is just a bunch of let downs, rejections and failures. So. Here is the thread where you can list all the sad, self pitying complaints you might have.

 

[Tommy379]

Oh pitty me. I have a zit om my nose, and am too ashamed to leave the house.

 

[toinena]

As long as you are able to scratch it, you'll be fine.

Pity me, because I can't get out of my house.

 

[Lynx]

Pity ME because I just had a log-jam of Thread Mashup ideas using this thread title, and now my brain hurts.

I'm going to go to the Thread Mashups thread and get some of them out.

 

[Tommy379]

Pitty me, I never learned math.

 

[toinena]

Pity me, for not being able to lend Tommy my fingers so he could count to twenty.

 

[Tommy379]

Pitty me for going off diet and getting heartburn.

 

[toinena]

Pity me for not having American heart burn meds at my local drug store.

 

[MultilingualMessenger]

Pitty me, I never learned math.

Or spelling.

(Sorry, man. I had to.)

 

[Blain]

Pity me for I am bored

 

[toinena]

Pity me I am already in bed and can't sleep.

 

[Tommy379]

Or spelling.

(Sorry, man. I had to.)

Pity me for letting my auto correct learn bad spelling.

 

[Stranger36147]

Pity me, I'm so ugly.

 

[jovanovic]

Pity me, I'm so ugly.

show a picture and let me be the judge of that .

 

[LittleMermaid]

Pity me it's 4:40 PM and I haven't eaten anything today...

 

[Tommy379]

show a picture and let me be the judge of that .

You first. I've been asking you for one, and you're too chicken to share.

 

[Tommy379]

Pity me it's 4:40 PM and I haven't eaten anything today...

I'll grill you something if you like.

 

[jovanovic]

You first. I've been asking you for one, and you're too chicken to share.

 

[Tommy379]

You're right, there is no hope for you.

 

[Pipp]

Pity me...feeling a bit nauseous all day. Bleh