Best One-Liners

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Hmm... There is one cow*rker who is always bouncing around spouting one-liners.

One of her favorites is "Don't let other people's attitude affect your altitude."
I haven't SAID it, but I have frequently THOUGHT "I'm trying to not let all your platitudes affect my attitude."

Another of her favorites is "Teamwork makes the dream work!"
One day I replied, "Does that mean if we stop working together, this nightmare will end?"
 
Whenever someone was falling behind, my government teacher would always say, "You've got one foot in the grave, the other on a banana peel and you're slipping fast." lol
 
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Let's see:

God made you to be you, don't you dare change just because you're outnumbered.

The Christian ideal has not been tried and found wanting; it has been found difficult and left untried.

They got their ______ from their _________ because I kept mine.

I think everyone feels that way sometimes, and by everyone I mean me.

Never explain, your friends don't need it and your enemies won't believe you anyway.



I'm sure there are more, they just aren't right at hand at the moment.
 
*When you get to your wit's end, You'll find God lives there.

*Don't let your worries get the best of you; remember, Moses started out as a basket case.

*If a church wants a better pastor, It only needs to pray for the one it has.