Australia once again leading the world

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Magenta

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Australian feet must be different.
Hairy, like Hobbit feet?

Seriously, your sense of dimension and distance needs re-tuning if you think they are six feet apart.
 

shittim

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Ha! good one, here- 6 ft. = 1.8288 Meters
 

Magenta

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Get the picture? I included a few to help you out :)


BTW, that last one is only five feet. The people in your little clip are closer than that.
 

shittim

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or- 1.8288 meters
 

Magenta

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or- 1.8288 meters
Canada has been on the metric system since the early 70s.

Not only are the people in your clip NOT six feet apart, six feet may not be far enough.

Plus they are handling shared items across their too-short distance.

They are definitely not a picture of recommended guidelines being put into effect.
 

shittim

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Let's lighten up, way to critical, it's a joke.
Let's remember, "all work and no play makes Jack a poop head", (ancient indian saying):giggle:;):):D
 

Magenta

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Who is criticizing whom? Oh, right, you are criticizing me, because I take health recommendations during a world pandemic seriously, while you post joke videos spreading misinformation. Oh, well, I suppose being high risk to start with while I face having my immune system decimated as I go through radiation and chemo treatments for cancer tends to make me a little more sensitive to what people find acceptable in regard to the virus.
 

Deuteronomy

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City Officials Urge Chicagoans To Social Distance “At Least Eight Polish Sausage Lengths” Between Self And Others



THE LOOP — In the wake of the Coronavirus pandemic and widespread calls for social distancing, city officials are urging Chicagoans to maintain a safe amount of personal space when in public, defined in Chicago-friendly terms as at least the length of eight links of Polish sausage, in a new public service campaign called “Be The Strongest Link”.

“Although we are urging Chicagoans to stay home if at all possible, we realize that some level of public interface will be necessary for most people in the coming weeks,” said Dr. Alison Arwady, Chicago Department of Public Health Commissioner said in a brief statement Tuesday morning. “There is a lot of conflicting information on how to slow the spread, so that’s why we’re making locally understood recommendations to help Chicago residents visualize how to maintain a safe distance.”

Arwady added, “The length of eight Polish sausages strung end-to-end will provide a minimum safe distance between yourself and others, and is reflective of the CDC’s guidelines on this matter. For those who don’t eat pork, this is equivalent to about nine Vienna all-beef hot dogs.”

City officials say that although most people have heard the CDC’s recommendation that people keep at least six feet of space between themselves and others, there was concern that the average Chicagoan may have trouble visualizing that amount of personal space, having never experienced it in high volume public spaces before.

Additionally, the city is currently working with the CTA to place informational posters aboard trains and buses, reminding passengers of the new guidelines. The city’s “Be The Strongest Link” infographic posters will feature a chart illustrating safe minimum distances in a variety of sausage and wiener types, including Polish, Vienna, Red Hots, and bratwursts.

Arwady’s office also noted that they are working on a secondary version of the “Strongest Link” campaign aimed at vegetarians, which will be released once they can come up with some Chicago-centric foods that don’t contain beef and/or pork.

“We’re currently performing some market research to find out what foods are familiar and relatable for a Chicago-area vegetarian, because we’re just not sure what they eat,” Arwady said. “Currently all we’ve come up with are cheese pizza puffs and jars of giardiniera, and maybe fried perch? Does that count as meat? We’ll continue to work diligently to find a solution for those folks so they can stay safe as well.”

*(This is from the Chicago Herald, ~NOT~ the Babylon Bee :))
 

shittim

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I love it ! Thank you friend! I must share this.
blessings(y)
 

Subhumanoidal

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City Officials Urge Chicagoans To Social Distance “At Least Eight Polish Sausage Lengths” Between Self And Others




*(This is from the Chicago Herald, ~NOT~ the Babylon Bee :))
That's the "Chicago 'Genius' Herald". Not the Chicago Herald. Clearly a parody site. Still funny though.
 

Adstar

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They are not six feet apart :oops:
They are 6 feet apart.. Us Aussies are really big and tall.. the guys in this video are both about 8 feet tall and the ladies are over 7 foot too. ;) lol :giggle:
 

Lanolin

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They look within spitting distance. Or vomiting distance. sorry.
 

shittim

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hmmm... never spend much time pondering the range of people expelled anything.:unsure:
Sure enjoyed that pearl of wisdom from our blessed friends in Australia(y).
blessings
 

Moses_Young

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Who is criticizing whom? Oh, right, you are criticizing me, because I take health recommendations during a world pandemic seriously, while you post joke videos spreading misinformation. Oh, well, I suppose being high risk to start with while I face having my immune system decimated as I go through radiation and chemo treatments for cancer tends to make me a little more sensitive to what people find acceptable in regard to the virus.
There is no virus, and I find it sad that you don't seem able to take a joke (especially considering that the health recommendations from the WHO and most governments are the biggest joke of all - although I agree their joke isn't funny for those who are taking it seriously).

The flu-like symptoms are caused by 5G radiation, the so-called virus are exosomes excreted by cells which have been poisoned, as found in all people whose cells have been poisoned. If you are being irradiated and poisoned for cancer, you may do better to go through a month or so of fever as high as you can take, rather than have your immune system destroyed by radiation and chemicals.

As the "coronavirus" test is really just a test for poisoned cells, your body would likely test positive already, as you sound as if you have been heavily poisoned by radiation and chemo. However, positive test results also depend on how many times the test is magnified.
 

shittim

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Thank you Moses_Young, very good information. I found this from Bill and Melinda Gates which should get our attention as they are selling vaccine again, which we should avoid at all costs.