THINKING SOMEONE LIKES YOU WHEN THEY ACTUALLY DON'T

[Ruby123]

underpaid???lol...your salary has doubled you have 80 days a year annual leave,spar treatment,work a mere 3.5 hour shift...plus you get ur nails done for free..common ruby123....you got the best deal ever
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Sounds like a good deal Encouragement. No need for the nail thing, I don't like false nails. I just like natural. Plus they make it hard to type with on the computer. Maybe we can swap that for something else??

 

[Encouragement]

Sounds like a good deal Encouragement. No need for the nail thing, I don't like false nails. I just like natural. Plus they make it hard to type with on the computer. Maybe we can swap that for something else??

Oh didn't I tell you..the free nail service was a new incentive coz you spend so much time drinking tea/coffee and scoffing down those micro sandwiches it has somehow made ur nails grow to fast..causing ur fingers to look like broken cork screws...😊😊
so I hired someone to pop over and just trim them for you keeping them nice and healthy.They start work next Monday..🙋‍♀️🙋‍♀️

 

[Ruby123]

Oh didn't I tell you..the free nail service was a new incentive coz you spend so much time drinking tea/coffee and scoffing down those micro sandwiches it has somehow made ur nails grow to fast..causing ur fingers to look like broken cork screws...😊😊
so I hired someone to pop over and just trim them for you keeping them nice and healthy.They start work next Monday..🙋‍♀️🙋‍♀️

I would prefer a hairdresser
I'm not good at it

and my previous one was too heavy handed

 

[Encouragement]

I would prefer a hairdresser
I'm not good at it

and my previous one was too heavy handed

my goodness are sure it's a hair dryer or you actually inside a NASA wind tunnel turned on at max power..💪🤣🤣🤣

 

[Ruby123]

Encouragement is it winter or summer in England??

 

[Encouragement]

Hi Ruby123 I have decided to sell one of my paintings to raise funds so that miss camel to have her latest plastic surgery improved..💰💰💰💰💰This is actually one of my paintings coz I am actually an artist in real life for true.

 

[Encouragement]

Encouragement is it winter or summer in England??

winter time now...gets dark early too..⛄☃️☃️❄❄🏙

 

[Ruby123]

Oh I thought Aus and England were similar. We are just entering summer in two days. Remember the contract said extra benefits at summer time (my summertime that is). The benefits weren't listed so I think that means you have left it to my judgement. So it means I can borrow the van for moving purposes or anything else I required, unlimited amounts of coffee, free car services which will be coming up soon, of course free tyres etc etc. I will think of more as time goes on.
Now what was this thread originally about Lol ?

 

[Encouragement]

Oh I thought Aus and England were similar. We are just entering summer in two days. Remember the contract said extra benefits at summer time (my summertime that is). The benefits weren't listed so I think that means you have left it to my judgement. So it means I can borrow the van for moving purposes or anything else I required, unlimited amounts of coffee, free car services which will be coming up soon, of course free tyres etc etc. I will think of more as time goes on.
Now what was this thread originally about Lol ?

I think you're adding things to the contract that weren't even there to begin with.You know that i am a generous kinda man (have you see the picture I am gonna sell to help miss camel Thompson?)
Summer is our busiest time coz many women are driving about and so chances are they could have tyre trouble.Tell you what then...if you help the business through this summer then you can have next summer off with full pay..💰💰💰💰💰😊😊

 

[Encouragement]

The title of this thread is an indication of what the thread was originally about.
I think miss camel thinks I like her..but I actually don't....🤣

 

[GaryA]

I wonder if travelling will ever get back to the same after covid?

I am not so sure there will [ever] be a "get back to the same"...

 

[Ruby123]

I am not so sure there will [ever] be a "get back to the same"...

I think you right but it also means the quicker the Lords return. (my emoji's don't seem to be working)

 

[Ruby123]

I think you're adding things to the contract that weren't even there to begin with.You know that i am a generous kinda man (have you see the picture I am gonna sell to help miss camel Thompson?)
Summer is our busiest time coz many women are driving about and so chances are they could have tyre trouble.Tell you what then...if you help the business through this summer then you can have next summer off with full pay..💰💰💰💰💰😊😊

Encouragement, If I am involved in finding your bride I will require an invitation to the wedding and bonuses galore lol. Then we will have to hire a new mechanic to keep the business going. You cannot continue to help damsels if you become married. Your wife will not like it (emojis still not working)

 

[GaryA]

No, I haven't seen those commercials here. The gif is the first time I have seen it.

What gif?

You can watch them on YouTube. Just do a search for 'Trunk Monkey Commercials'.

 

[Encouragement]

Encouragement, If I am involved in finding your bride I will require an invitation to the wedding and bonuses galore lol. Then we will have to hire a new mechanic to keep the business going. You cannot continue to help damsels if you become married. Your wife will not like it (emojis still not working)

well you have a role to play indirectly yes and of course you will get an invitation to the wedding..you will the chief brides maid and you will even be permitted to make a speech on the day..👍👍
The business will still be going but I would have to throw away the chest wig,reverse the teeth whitening..and cut out the disco dancing and smooth talk...I will also wear a body cam and just do general car repairs..
This is where panda will on longer be a threat me and can get rid of that outfit.
Things will be normal...(sigh).
I hope miss camel Thompson will be able to let go..🙋‍♀️🤣🤣
Seems your emojis are on a break then..😉😉

 

[Encouragement]

Hi Ruby123 I have decided to sell one of my paintings to raise funds so that miss camel to have her latest plastic surgery improved..💰💰💰💰💰This is actually one of my paintings coz I am actually an artist in real life for true.
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@Ruby123
Hey have you seen this?

 

[Ruby123]

well you have a role to play indirectly yes and of course you will get an invitation to the wedding..you will the chief brides maid and you will even be permitted to make a speech on the day..👍👍
The business will still be going but I would have to throw away the chest wig,reverse the teeth whitening..and cut out the disco dancing and smooth talk...I will also wear a body cam and just do general car repairs..
This is where panda will on longer be a threat me and can get rid of that outfit.
Things will be normal...(sigh).
I hope miss camel Thompson will be able to let go..🙋‍♀️🤣🤣
Seems your emojis are on a break then..😉😉

We don't want to upset the new bride otherwise she will become the old bride. I think your suggestions of change are appropriate and I am sure Panda will enjoy ditching the suit. When I press replace my emoji board is present but light so when I press on it nothing happens. I don't know what happened.

 

[Ruby123]

@Ruby123
Hey have you seen this?

No I didn't. How did that sneak through?. The painting is great. Very realistic and to get the reflecletion on the water takes skill. Maybe you need to ditch the tyre business.Is that English countryside?

 

[Encouragement]

We don't want to upset the new bride otherwise she will become the old bride. I think your suggestions of change are appropriate and I am sure Panda will enjoy ditching the suit. When I press replace my emoji board is present but light so when I press on it nothing happens. I don't know what happened.

Yes the business will continue to thrive and we will have a special promotional video capturing all our bantering on here right up until the day I meet her ect..to highlight what the company was created out of..👍👍
You will also become a mini celebrity so prepare for paparazzi invasion..📸📸📸📸📸📸📷📷📷📷📷📷🖨🙋‍♀️🤣🤣
maybe Just try switching things off then on again...maybe that might work

 

[Encouragement]

No I didn't. How did that sneak through?. The painting is great. Very realistic and to get the reflecletion on the water takes skill. Maybe you need to ditch the tyre business.Is that English countryside?

Ahhh you see how much I look put for ya!😊😊...couldn't have you missing this...I posted s few of my artwork in the creative thread a few weeks ago..I got into landscape art big time this one is just a made landscape scenery that I just did one day....
changing tyres is much quicker and I could meet my bride that way...being at home painting stuff could never give me the opportunity for cupids arrow to strike..💘💘