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HealthAndHappiness

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Orange shirt? I guess he got his suit from the Alcatraz gift shop lol
You have to go back and read it to get the joke. It goes back to a popular saying in America. Also, The inside joke is that the actor is a giant who played a famous villain in some old James Bond movies. His name was Jaws because he had stainless steel teeth.
 

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You have to go back and read it to get the joke. It goes back to a popular saying in America. Also, The inside joke is that the actor is a giant who played a famous villain in some old James Bond movies. His name was Jaws because he had stainless steel teeth.
Oh guess that one back fired because alcatraz sells orange prison shirts and pants in their gift shop.... black and white stripes too lol
 

HealthAndHappiness

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Oh guess that one back fired because alcatraz sells orange prison shirts and pants in their gift shop.... black and white stripes too lol
No kidding?
I forgot about that being closed and a tourist attraction now.
They did that with Moundsville state Penn too.
 

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She's too skinny to be sleeping with a loaf of bread. Anybody else would be slicing that up into pizzas at midnight.
It looks real but it's a pillow, it comes with two small yellow square cushions that resemble butter knobs, lol (jk on that one).
 

GaryA

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It sure looked like one, so I think most would say that. Snake is incorrect.

Hint,
Gojira said he wanted one of those for a pet.
I figure he would have posted by now.
Any other guesses?
The only other thing I can think of is a [supposedly] "extinct" animal - the name of which I cannot think of at the moment - but, certain well-known "sightings" of it have been declared in various parts of the world.

What did @Gojira say it was?

(Or, what did he say he wanted for a pet?)
 

HealthAndHappiness

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The only other thing I can think of is a [supposedly] "extinct" animal - the name of which I cannot think of at the moment - but, certain well-known "sightings" of it have been declared in various parts of the world.

What did @Gojira say it was?

(Or, what did he say he wanted for a pet?)
I think I asked twice so let's give him one more chance to come out of the sea and hopefully won't destroy Tokyo again. You put out the call, so let's see. This should be easy
 

HealthAndHappiness

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The only other thing I can think of is a [supposedly] "extinct" animal - the name of which I cannot think of at the moment - but, certain well-known "sightings" of it have been declared in various parts of the world.

What did @Gojira say it was?

(Or, what did he say he wanted for a pet?)
What was in that video that scared that lady and every turtle she was feeding was a pretty variety of water monitor lizard. Their necks are long like the one that was only showing his neck and head..
Here's a white morph. I had one like this, but in a natural common color. I have some cool stories about him.
Here's a close up of one at a Reptarium.

 

HealthAndHappiness

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@Gojira ,

I had two these that I purchased from a good captive Black Throat breeder as educational promotional stock for a zoo I planned to build. When you mentioned the possibility of a monitor, I thought about that one in the funny video we were joking about. I had one of those too. A big one too. I still have a cool scar from him. 😄. Chicks dig dinosaur scars. Lol
I also had the prettiest reticulated lemon Nile I ever saw. Neither of those are good to keep. I agree with this guy, so I'll post it here for you. His will likely get much larger. Feel free to ask questions after listening to it closely two times through.
Have a great week!

 

Gojira

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@Gojira ,

I had two these that I purchased from a good captive Black Throat breeder as educational promotional stock for a zoo I planned to build. When you mentioned the possibility of a monitor, I thought about that one in the funny video we were joking about. I had one of those too. A big one too. I still have a cool scar from him. 😄. Chicks dig dinosaur scars. Lol
I also had the prettiest reticulated lemon Nile I ever saw. Neither of those are good to keep. I agree with this guy, so I'll post it here for you. His will likely get much larger. Feel free to ask questions after listening to it closely two times through.
Have a great week!

Well thank you.