can you guys post something funny please?
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I'll post it here too since some of you don't go to the singles forum.
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How about a couple of quick psychiatrist jokes:
The pychiatrist's receptionist tells the psychiatrist that there is a patient that needs to see him. The psychiatrist asks, "What is his problem?" The receptionist says that the patient thinks he's invisible. The psychiatrist says, "I'm very busy, tell him I can't see him now."
A few minutes later the receptionists tells the psychiatrist that there's another patient waiting to see him. The psychiatrist asks, what's his problem?" The receptionist tells him that the patient thinks he is a deck of cards. The psychiatrist says, "I'm very busy right now, tell the patient that I'll deal with him later."
The pychiatrist's receptionist tells the psychiatrist that there is a patient that needs to see him. The psychiatrist asks, "What is his problem?" The receptionist says that the patient thinks he's invisible. The psychiatrist says, "I'm very busy, tell him I can't see him now."
A few minutes later the receptionists tells the psychiatrist that there's another patient waiting to see him. The psychiatrist asks, what's his problem?" The receptionist tells him that the patient thinks he is a deck of cards. The psychiatrist says, "I'm very busy right now, tell the patient that I'll deal with him later."
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A little elderly woman has a daily habit of walking out on her front porch, raising her hands up and saying, "praise the Lord, thank you Jesus for another day," then walking back into the house, closing the door.
The house next door was for sale, and an atheist buys it.
Now every morning she comes out praises the Lord, goes back inside, the atheist comes out his door and yells , " there is no god."
This goes on everyday between the two, until one day she comes out and says, "thank you Lord Jesus for another day, I have no food in my cabinets and no food in my fridge,but I thank you Lord Jesus for another day."
The atheist of course runs out and yells ,there is no god ."
The next day the woman comes out say, "praise the Lord, thank you for another day," then she notices two huge bags of groceries, and says , "oh hallelujah ,thank you Jesus for the groceries" !
At that moment the atheist runs out from behind a bush and yells, "there is no god i bought those groceries," to which the elder woman replied, "oh hallelujah, thank you Jesus for the groceries and making the devil pay for them."
The house next door was for sale, and an atheist buys it.
Now every morning she comes out praises the Lord, goes back inside, the atheist comes out his door and yells , " there is no god."
This goes on everyday between the two, until one day she comes out and says, "thank you Lord Jesus for another day, I have no food in my cabinets and no food in my fridge,but I thank you Lord Jesus for another day."
The atheist of course runs out and yells ,there is no god ."
The next day the woman comes out say, "praise the Lord, thank you for another day," then she notices two huge bags of groceries, and says , "oh hallelujah ,thank you Jesus for the groceries" !
At that moment the atheist runs out from behind a bush and yells, "there is no god i bought those groceries," to which the elder woman replied, "oh hallelujah, thank you Jesus for the groceries and making the devil pay for them."
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May be got some people laughing. On the way to the bank.
US shoppers spent $11.3B on Cyber Monday, a record
U.S. shoppers spent $11.3 billion on Cyber Monday, a robust showing that suggests discounts attracted inflation-stung shoppers.
Spending increased 5.8% from a year ago, making it the biggest online shopping day ever, according to Adobe Inc., which compiles the data. Adobe adjusted its online spending forecast for November and December slightly upward based on higher-than-expected spending through Cyber Monday.
US shoppers spent $11.3B on Cyber Monday, a record
U.S. shoppers spent $11.3 billion on Cyber Monday, a robust showing that suggests discounts attracted inflation-stung shoppers.
Spending increased 5.8% from a year ago, making it the biggest online shopping day ever, according to Adobe Inc., which compiles the data. Adobe adjusted its online spending forecast for November and December slightly upward based on higher-than-expected spending through Cyber Monday.
