Give me bad advice...

[Pipp]

This is exactly what it sounds like.. I want to hear bad advice... maybe its something funny you've seen online, or maybe its advice someone has given you in real life.. lets hear it....

 

[Mem]

If a bee lands on you, smack it.

 

[17Bees]

Take a laxative for a bad cough.

 

[RodB651]

Give you bad advice???

You really should give more to the IRS and the Ga dept of revenue. They love you and have only your best interest in their hearts...

 

[Talljake]

Slap an officer on the face to play a game of tag.

 

[Cameron143]

Women really do like football. And they enjoy it when you shlup on the couch all day and really don't mind being interrupted from what they are doing to make you that third sandwich.

 

[brighthouse98]

During rush hour see how many cars can avoid you while you stand in the middle of the expressway!! LOL

 

[Mem]

To maintain the privacy of your account, wear a ski mask when you go into a bank.

 

[Sculpt]

If a bee lands on you, smack it.

Nice one! That is so funny. I can't tell how many times I was sitting with folks at a picnic table and someone sitting with us violently swaps at a bee....

It's like dude... you either kill it, leave it alone, or gently shoo it away. If you swat at it without killing it, you're just going to get someone stung... maybe someone with a deathly allergy.

I gently shoo bees away, and they leave. I don't know why, but they get difference. Plus cucumber skins and peppermint keep bees away.

 

[Cameron143]

To maintain the privacy of your account, wear a ski mask when you go into a bank.

Also, carry a weapon in case you need to withdraw cash. Can never be to safe.

 

[Cameron143]

Women do like appliances and cooking accessories as Anniversary gifts. Afterall, the recliner and big screen TV you expect are for the house as well.

 

[TabinRivCA]

Open a Thread about 'The Chosen' series or 'Jesus Revolution' movie in the BDF😃

 

[Cameron143]

Open a Thread about 'The Chosen' series or 'Jesus Revolution' movie in the BDF😃

You had me at...open a thread...

 

[KlND]

Add ex-lax to brownies for the moistest recipe ever.

 

[Lynx]

Add ex-lax to brownies for the moistest recipe ever.

Howdy KIND and welcome to the forum.

Yeah that WOULD be pretty moist...

 

[Lynx]

To maintain the privacy of your account, wear a ski mask when you go into a bank.

The last three years have been weird. You HAD to wear a mask to go to the bank and GIVE them money to put in your account.

"So are you robbing me or am I robbing you? This is getting mixed up."

 

[Pipp]

Take a long bike ride in a lightening storm

 

[Pipp]

Marry the first person that comes along even if you dont like them, you may not get another chance and we do NOT want to be left out.

 

[17Bees]

It's ok to eat rat poison. Just don't eat human poison.

 

[Mem]

To ensure her acceptance of your proposal of marriage, say to her, "you weren't my first choice, but you seem to have mastered the art of submission."