can you guys post something funny please?

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Two blondes drove to the mall and lost the car keys. They ended up standing in the parking lot frantically trying to unlock their car door with a coat hanger.
The first blonde said, “I can’t seem to get this door unlocked!” The second blonde answered, “Well, you’d better hurry up and try harder. It’s starting to rain, and the top is down!”
 
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similar to: did you hear about the guy who locked his keys in his car? he had to get a hanger to let his family out!
 
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Ted01 said:
Two blondes drove to the mall and lost the car keys. They ended up standing in the parking lot frantically trying to unlock their car door with a coat hanger.
The first blonde said, “I can’t seem to get this door unlocked!” The second blonde answered, “Well, you’d better hurry up and try harder. It’s starting to rain, and the top is down!”
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Karlon said:
similar to: did you hear about the guy who locked his keys in his car? he had to get a hanger to let his family out!
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A "combined"/"mixed" version:

"Yeah - and, it was a good thing the top was down or those folks would have suffocated before he got them out..."
 
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GaryA said:
They must have all been asleep...? ;)
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Well imagine this there’s a thunderstorm and a snake enters your rooms.You are doing your best to kill it with a broom or something.You then look your room so that it doesn’t escape to other rooms but it is slithering away from your grasp and you’re about to kill it finally.However, Lightning strikes there’s a power cut.You can’t see in the dark it’s just you and snake.You even forgot where you put the keys.
 
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cassajojo said:
Well imagine this there’s a thunderstorm and a snake enters your rooms.You are doing your best to kill it with a broom or something.You then look your room so that it doesn’t escape to other rooms but it is slithering away from your grasp and you’re about to kill it finally.However, Lightning strikes there’s a power cut.You can’t see in the dark it’s just you and snake.You even forgot where you put the keys.
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Some will get it.
 
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The Interviewer: It says on your resume that you went to Yale University?

You: Yes, for my cousin's graduation.

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cassajojo said:
Well imagine this there’s a thunderstorm and a snake enters your rooms.You are doing your best to kill it with a broom or something.You then look your room so that it doesn’t escape to other rooms but it is slithering away from your grasp and you’re about to kill it finally.However, Lightning strikes there’s a power cut.You can’t see in the dark it’s just you and snake.You even forgot where you put the keys.
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I don't get it...
 
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  1. A bartender says, "We don't serve time travelers in here." A time traveler walks in a bar…
 
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A panda walks into a bar.
He gobbles some beer nuts, then pulls out a pistol, fires it in the air, and heads for the door. “Hey!” shouts the bartender, but the panda yells back, “I’m a panda. Google me!”
Sure enough, the definition for panda was: “A tree-climbing mammal with distinct black and white coloring. Eats shoots and leaves.”
 
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"Mr. Johnson, I have reviewed this case carefully & I have decided to give your wife $800 a week alimony". That's very generous of you your honor. And believe me, I'll try to help out a little myself, now & then".
 
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