can you guys post something funny please?

[Moses_Young]

You can learn...

It took me 15 minutes - working at a 'moderate' pace (not exactly break-neck speed) to do this with a program called GIMP (including image resize) - three simple edits on the offending word only:


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Yes - I know that I am already familiar with GIMP (which, to be honest, does take a bit of getting used to when you first start using it) --- the point is - you can learn - even with the 'paint' program in Windows, you can be doing simple edits like the above "in no time at all"...

Wow! That took you 15 minutes in GIMP? I gave up on it after about 3 hours, trying to cut and paste a hat!

 

[GaryA]

Wow! That took you 15 minutes in GIMP? I gave up on it after about 3 hours, trying to cut and paste a hat!

In a way, GIMP is "in its own class" and a bit 'unique' to learn how to use; however, once you get used to it - it becomes a very powerful graphics tool...

I first started using it many years ago - and, I still have not learned and do not use many of its features.

BTW - GIMP can be used to convert flat maps to 'globe' maps - and vice-versa. It is quite easily done...

 

[GaryA]

BTW - GIMP can be used to convert flat maps to 'globe' maps - and vice-versa. It is quite easily done...

Sorry - what I meant to say was FE maps to Mercator maps and vice-versa.

 

[Godsgirl1983]

GIMP doesn't work on chrombook

 

[Genipher]

My 14 year old wants me to learn, I think it's called Gadot? He loves to code games and I think he's tired of me giving ideas instead of just working on my own project. So he pulled up an 11 hour tutorial on YouTube for me. ELEVEN HOURS! 😆

I am not tech savvy at ALL. The kids have to remind me of the basics on the computer or fix things on my phone.

I'm impressed with those of you that can tweak memes. Lol

 

[Ted01]

A Roman legionnaire walks into a bar, holds up two fingers, and says, “Five beers, please.”

 

[Ted01]

My wife accused me the other day of being too immature.
I told her there were no girls allowed in my fort.

 

[Karlon]

i went to the doctor with a sore foot. he said, "i'll have you waking in an hour". he did, he stole my car!

 

[Godsgirl1983]

So he pulled up an 11 hour tutorial on YouTube for me. ELEVEN HOURS! 😆

because you know mom,
you have nothing else to do, so what's 11 hours? 🤷

 

[GaryA]

GIMP doesn't work on chrombook

Go ahead and finish the progression...

'chromebook' -> 'chrombook' -> 'crummybook'

 

[GaryA]

My wife accused me the other day of being too immature.
I told her there were no girls allowed in my fort.

Did she then tell you that you should get your fort out of the living room and back on the bed - and the chairs back under the dining room table...?

 

[Godsgirl1983]

Did she then tell you that you should get your fort out of the living room and back on the bed - and the chairs back under the dining room table...?

My guess was she told him he couldn't build his fort in the bedroom and had to go use (as in ) the couch.

 

[GaryA]

Sorry - what I meant to say was FE maps to Mercator maps and vice-versa.

Something I did back in 2016... (I had to scale the drawings down to upload them.)

 

[BillG]

 

[Karlon]

blank minds think alike!

 

[oldman]

 

[TheLearner]

Unless the job you are trying to get is in pest control or scientific "bug" research...

Gary, one time I was at an Interview as one of the hiring staff. A guy had a roach come out of his notebook. I did not say anything, went into the hall and called the building manager to have our offices sprayed after he left. The interview was near closing.

 

[TheLearner]

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How come I can't see myself in a mirror?

 

[TheLearner]

I apologize for the f bomb in this one



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[TheLearner]

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