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MrsSunflower

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Okay, it goes like this:

You say something, for example; "Look! There is one pink moose!"

And then one has to just react in some way.

It can be something without making any sense, or something that does makes sense. You choose!

I will start reacting to the above.


"Aaaaarrrggggghhhh!!!! What an awful looking moose!! It has the pinkness disease!!!"







Oooh, wait! Gotta make another new sentence too then. ;) :)




"I am vacuumcleaning the flower pots. They are so full of dirt and such".
 
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christiancollegegirl

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Why vacuum them? Just use the hose.

Did you see the orange cow last week?
 
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shekaniah

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Yes, the cow was going to get juiced.
I don't like plastic dishes in the woods.
 
Nawo

Nawo

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Aug 27, 2011
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Don't cauterize the cow!!
He was my best friend:(:D:eek:
 
Nawo

Nawo

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Aug 27, 2011
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I would give him piggyback rides but whenever I did he would start singing the lyrics to flashback and suddenly tomahawks would appear from the ground which meant it was bedtime.
 
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MrsSunflower

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"tomahawks; Eats too much grass, looks too much green".



"Look! Look! I see a flying panda there!" :confused: :eek:
 
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MrsSunflower

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"Arrrrrggggghhhhh!!!!! Come! We gotta hide under that stone! Over there! Hurry!! Hurry!!!! Run for your life!!!!!"



What is that green thing under your nose?
 
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shekaniah

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The green bird of paridise tried to fly up my nose! Quick get the cheese cake!

Did you see the elephant eating snow?
 
Fencepost

Fencepost

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Aug 25, 2011
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The elephant was eatting snow, because the snow was blocking a path.

Can't you hear the crickets?
 
Fencepost

Fencepost

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Aug 25, 2011
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They seem to chirp alot, and sometimes buzz around.

What I always wondered was, why does Yogi take picnic baskets?
 
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MrsSunflower

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That's because he can't afford himself a normal purse, and that way he takes what is cheapest where he can put in all the content he needs while excersising. The content in his picnic baskets are always a lot of food, of course. Such a wise wise bear, and may he loose some weight during excersising while eating a hamburger or icecream.


Why does the dining fork have four points, and why not making it with only two points?
 
Fencepost

Fencepost

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Aug 25, 2011
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A fork as four, because four is a lock one being on each side.

How does 1x1=1, when 1+1=2: and so forth, Is that because 1 is the most unlucky number?
 
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shekaniah

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Jesus is the only one, So I find that to be very lucky for me.

How is when you get more than one goose you get geese,
but when you have more than one duck, you don't get deecks?
 
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MrsSunflower

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Yeah, strange one. Perhaps they thought that deecks reminded them of cheese, and this way they decided going for an extra "s" in the end of duck, and this way 'cause of fear it became "Ducks".


If desserts are meant to being bad for our health and to eat,why did anyone came up with the idea of making such sweets for mankind?
(This person is a dessert lover)
 
Fencepost

Fencepost

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Aug 25, 2011
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MrsSunflower said:
Yeah, strange one. Perhaps they thought that deecks reminded them of cheese, and this way they decided going for an extra "s" in the end of duck, and this way 'cause of fear it became "Ducks".


If desserts are meant to being bad for our health and to eat,why did anyone came up with the idea of making such sweets for mankind?
(This person is a dessert lover)
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Well I am not 100% sure, but I would think someone made sweet desserts to give someone a treat.

How come on halloween one time, I saw a scary jack-o-lantern with a sword and a body. Who seemed like he wanted to kill me?
 
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emmmma

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That wasn't a jack o lantern, that was my cat! How rude of you!

Oh, my gosh is that a hobo hiding in your shirt!?
 
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Tobby17

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Because he actually wanted to kill you..

Oh no!!.. Dodge!!!. Right behind you with the sword..:eek:
 
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Tobby17

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lol.. The above was a reply to Fencepost's post :D
 
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Tobby17

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emmmma said:
That wasn't a jack o lantern, that was my cat! How rude of you!

Oh, my gosh is that a hobo hiding in your shirt!?
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No it's a lobboo dobo hobo :D

Ghosts, Ghosts, Ghosts!! in the Dungeon...

Just thought i'd tell u.. *faints* :D
 
Fencepost

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Aug 25, 2011
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Thanks for informing me of the ghosts, perhaps I will get my ghost dodger 2000.

If a hobo was hiding in someone's shirt, does that mean he needs a home?
 
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