can you guys post something funny please?
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So my daughter likes a song that goes "ohhhh party in the USA!"
My son likes to find parodies of his siters favorite songs (ya know, just to annoy her
) and found one by who other than Weird Al that goes "Ohhhhh! Party in the CIA!"
They each play their version of this song louder and louder trying to outdo each other and, well, Mom can tolerate the annoying songs so long. But the annoying songs going on and on PLUS getting louder and louder!? Well, we all have a breaking point, that night I hit mine...
(Now, they're both sitting at the kitchen table battling the songs out) Next thing I know I'm standing in the middle of the kitchen (while making dinner) and mom dancing (like so)
belting out "OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ELON"S FIRING THE CIA!"
Now, I thought it was pretty funny and spontaneous; however, my kids informed me other wise "MOM! You can't make a parody off another parody.. it's just not cool!"
My son likes to find parodies of his siters favorite songs (ya know, just to annoy her
) and found one by who other than Weird Al that goes "Ohhhhh! Party in the CIA!" They each play their version of this song louder and louder trying to outdo each other and, well, Mom can tolerate the annoying songs so long. But the annoying songs going on and on PLUS getting louder and louder!? Well, we all have a breaking point, that night I hit mine...
(Now, they're both sitting at the kitchen table battling the songs out) Next thing I know I'm standing in the middle of the kitchen (while making dinner) and mom dancing (like so)
Now, I thought it was pretty funny and spontaneous; however, my kids informed me other wise "MOM! You can't make a parody off another parody.. it's just not cool!"
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From the Babylon Bee
SPOKANE, WA — Local husband Vincent "Vince" Hampton found his voice Wednesday when, during an argument with his wife, he held up a small black paddle with the word "False" written on it. As his wife continued nagging him about all his faults, the solitary paddle bobbed up and down at specific moments during her tirade to speak for the silent man who couldn't get a word in edgewise.
"You never help out around the house," Hampton's wife claimed as the paddle was raised in defiance. "And stop waving that stupid sign around!"
Hampton's wife is reportedly not pleased with his new tactic, but was unable to successfully argue that it is insensitive and childish because her point was rendered "False" by the sign.
According to sources, the couple's children used to think their mom was right about a lot of things but now they're not so sure. "The sign says she's wrong about a lot," said little Stephanie Hampton, age 10. "I'm going to trust the sign."
Using the small sign to silently disagree with his wife has been an inspiration for other husbands who came up with similar signs that read, "Wrong," "Incorrect," and "No Way, José!"
"It saves me a lot of time," Henry Neilson, a friend of Hampton, said. "But my arm can get kind of stiff because my wife talks a lot."
At publishing time, to get around the use of signs, women have begun using the silent treatment.
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