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I’m trying not to laugh, but I don’t think this thread is gonna end until we’re all tattooed, praise Jesus
Oh they already signed the stains of their hearts for all to see by who they mock and who they defend.

The enemies of Jesus will die horrifically and be thrown into Hell. Praise Jesus.

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Revelation 2:18-23
18 And unto the angel of the church in Thyatira write; These things saith the Son of God, who hath his eyes like unto a flame of fire, and his feet are like fine brass;

19 I know thy works, and charity, and service, and faith, and thy patience, and thy works; and the last to be more than the first.

20 Notwithstanding I have a few things against thee, because thou sufferest that woman Jezebel, which calleth herself a prophetess, to teach and to seduce my servants to commit fornication, and to eat things sacrificed unto idols.

21 And I gave her space to repent of her fornication; and she repented not.

22 Behold, I will cast her into a bed, and them that commit adultery with her into great tribulation, except they repent of their deeds.

23 And I will kill her children with death; and all the churches shall know that I am he which searcheth the reins and hearts: and I will give unto every one of you according to your works.
 
I don't want to go to no riff raff tattooist that puts Prayze Jezus on my body Praise Jesus
It has to be done professionally Praise Jesus
 
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I'll get it done in Dallas, y'all hear me? I'll fly there especially. I'll have to go to Houston first, as there are no direct flights from Auckland New Zealand to Dallas Texas Praise Jesus
 
The cost of the air ticket will also need to be put in the crowdfundometer, Praise Jesus
 
I'll make sure He's been counting each one, because if I do get it done at the barbers (do they let women in?) and they botch the job, I'll ask for a refund for each hair Praise Jesus
A just weight is His delight
 
After it's all done, I will go the nearest Catholic church, as I can't find an underground gangster one in Dallas, and strip off my clothes so everyone can see I've been tattooed. Praise Jesus
 
1 Corinthians 10:7-8

7 Neither be ye idolaters, as were some of them; as it is written, The people sat down to eat and drink, and rose up to play.

8 Neither let us commit fornication, as some of them committed, and fell in one day three and twenty thousand.
 
I'll ask the estate of Dr Seuss, or the publisher who publishes those I can Read books, if I can use Dr Suesses Sneetches story but instead of having stars on thars I will have PJ on PJs Praise Jesus
 
After it's all done, I will go the nearest Catholic church, as I can't find an underground gangster one in Dallas, and strip off my clothes so everyone can see I've been tattooed. Praise Jesus
Don’t bare your stars, or they’ll give you another tattoo, praise Jesus
 
Don’t bare your stars, or they’ll give you another tattoo, praise Jesus
I'll get that one lasered off. Or put another tattoo on top of it, in the shape of a square so no one will know it was a star Praise Jesus
 
I am not sad about it at all, but good, let's double their sorrow for turning against God and double onto them all torment and sorrow according to all their evil works, may they drink it to the dregs and then wring the dregs out upon them as well in the name of Jesus amen.

Revelation 18:6-7
6 Reward her even as she rewarded you, and double unto her double according to her works: in the cup which she hath filled fill to her double.
7 How much she hath glorified herself, and lived deliciously, so much torment and sorrow give her: for she saith in her heart, I sit a queen, and am no widow, and shall see no sorrow.
Who exactly is turning against God?
 
It wouldn't make sense to anyone because as gentile Christian we were never Jewish in the first place, it would only make sense if you were circumcised and THEN got this tattoo.

Capiche?
I am circumcised but you do have half of a point there I'll considered it perhaps I write the word heretic in Greek because I'm a gentile heretic
 
Safer than writing it in Hebrew I suppose
Wait let's revisit this a heretic is somebody who teaches something that is not part of the Orthodoxy and an apostate is somebody who has left and turned on a particular sect

Therefore I think calling myself a Jewish heretic is still applicable as I don't have to have been Jewish to start with I simply need to believe or teach doctrine that is not Orthodoxy to Judaism am I wrong
 
Wait let's revisit this a heretic is somebody who teaches something that is not part of the Orthodoxy and an apostate is somebody who has left and turned on a particular sect

Therefore I think calling myself a Jewish heretic is still applicable as I don't have to have been Jewish to start with I simply need to believe or teach doctrine that is not Orthodoxy to Judaism am I wrong
Exactly