For some reason I think this is the funniest one so far, but I can't say why. It just hit me the right way.
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I only had to get shaved once, and it was permanent.
The barber was out when I stopped in, so his wife shaved me. I was shaved by Grace, so I was once shaved, always shaved.
Everyone who loves the lies more than they love the Truth.
Let them fill up the cup against themselves so that they cannot escape from the wrath of the Lamb, praise Jesus.
It's always funny to the wicked, until it isn't.
May they all be marked out by the holy angels and pay the full price for their hatred of God even if we have to die with them.
Praise Jesus.
May they all be marked out by the holy angels and pay the full price for their hatred of God even if we have to die with them.
Praise Jesus.
All the members this demonic modalist cult whose leader blasphemes the Father, the Son Jesus, and the Holy Spirit will be tormented in the hellfire forever in the name of Jesus, amen.
Only a wicked, bitter heart takes joy in the prospect of others being destroyed.
But it's no news what your heart is like. You have shown it over and over.
No forgiveness to the blasphemers of the Holy Spirit.
Run from them while you can, or go to hellfire with them. I will be rejoicing and singing in the presence of the Father and the Son forever for my faith, praise Jesus.
Well, @Lanolin I needed some smiles and laughter today, Praise Jesus!
You have certainly brought that to me! Praise Jesus!
You have certainly brought that to me! Praise Jesus!
Matthew 24:37-39
37 But as the days of Noah were, so shall also the coming of the Son of man be.
38 For as in the days that were before the flood they were eating and drinking, marrying and giving in marriage, until the day that Noe entered into the ark,
39 And knew not until the flood came, and took them all away; so shall also the coming of the Son of man be.
37 But as the days of Noah were, so shall also the coming of the Son of man be.
38 For as in the days that were before the flood they were eating and drinking, marrying and giving in marriage, until the day that Noe entered into the ark,
39 And knew not until the flood came, and took them all away; so shall also the coming of the Son of man be.
Preparing
Genesis 49:8-12
8 Judah, thou art he whom thy brethren shall praise: thy hand shall be in the neck of thine enemies; thy father's children shall bow down before thee.
9 Judah is a lion's whelp: from the prey, my son, thou art gone up: he stooped down, he couched as a lion, and as an old lion; who shall rouse him up?
10 The sceptre shall not depart from Judah, nor a lawgiver from between his feet, until Shiloh come; and unto him shall the gathering of the people be.
11 Binding his foal unto the vine, and his ass's colt unto the choice vine; he washed his garments in wine, and his clothes in the blood of grapes:
12 His eyes shall be red with wine, and his teeth white with milk.
Going to bed for whoever thinks there's a last post while the stream of time marches on. Don't get that tattoo. Keep watching though your tattoo be a sin I see you have a strong mind actually praise Jesus. You want to see the hidden things eh? Consider God does not leave those who turn from bad ideas and wickedness and do correctly unrewarded or powerless. Cancel the tattoo and exorcisize all the others even with your own hands, get something better. Gift of Discernment of spirts 101, making demons and Jezebel's whores sign all the stains of the heart and openly show their real allegiance even as they try to hide and deny the God of Heaven and defend outright damned blasphemers of the Father, Son, and Holy Spirit. It's a better gift than a really stupid tattoo. Free lesson to help you consider your choices and weigh your options paid for by Jesus, praise Jesus.
Jude 1:19-25
19 These be they who separate themselves, sensual, having not the Spirit.
20 But ye, beloved, building up yourselves on your most holy faith, praying in the Holy Ghost,
21 Keep yourselves in the love of God, looking for the mercy of our Lord Jesus Christ unto eternal life.
22 And of some have compassion, making a difference:
23 And others save with fear, pulling them out of the fire; hating even the garment spotted by the flesh.
24 Now unto him that is able to keep you from falling, and to present you faultless before the presence of his glory with exceeding joy,
25 To the only wise God our Saviour, be glory and majesty, dominion and power, both now and ever. Amen.
Must really be convenient to consider everyone who disagrees with you as a hell bound blasphemer. I'm betting all this eager desire to see people suffer judgement gets you out of a lot of those inconvenient commands about loving your enemies, loving your neighbor, as far as it depends on you live at peace with everyone, giving your answers with gentleness and respect, etc.
Sounds like you've never read 1 tim 2:4 or john 3:16-17. All I can say is praise jesus that God's not like you and is much more eager to save and rescue people than unleash his wrath on them.