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Zero dont listen to Dan, i think he's just kinda jealous he doesnt know how to make jokes..
Awww ok. Jokes are not easy to make. It took years of hating life, the world and myself before I realized that life as we know it is really just one big joke.
Zero dont listen to Dan, i think he's just kinda jealous he doesnt know how to make jokes..
Who needs jokes when my video was soooooooo much funnier and soooooooooo much better than the sparrow clip.
Nod... I fart in your general direction!
[video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWBUl7oT9sA[/video]
if you're not familiar... Also did I mention that every lunch time when I was in middle school we would quote monty python? I can still quote much of that movie from memory I think.
if you're not familiar... Also did I mention that every lunch time when I was in middle school we would quote monty python? I can still quote much of that movie from memory I think.
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Who needs jokes when my video was soooooooo much funnier and soooooooooo much better than the sparrow clip.
Nod... I fart in your general direction!
Hahahaha thats messed up!
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Jullianna
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Jules, why don't you become a private music instructor, like me, and then you only have to dress up for pics and recitals.And oh, when they act up, you can let them know you're a cop in disguise.
A lot of my dance students think it's cool that I was a cop
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Jullianna
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I like homemade ice cream, especially strawberry
Enough with the swallows already
Ritter...I love a man with a propensity for violence...only to restore order of course *wink wink*
Gabe....bahahahaha @ the cast thing
McCharming...you have abolutely nuffin 2 b ashamed of
Kim....ballet to The Who....awesome
And now...all of you go away or I shall taunt you a second time (my fav line from Holy Grail)
Enough with the swallows already
Ritter...I love a man with a propensity for violence...only to restore order of course *wink wink*
Gabe....bahahahaha @ the cast thing
McCharming...you have abolutely nuffin 2 b ashamed of
Kim....ballet to The Who....awesome
And now...all of you go away or I shall taunt you a second time
(my fav line from Holy Grail)
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Catlynn
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I think that some British humor takes a special kind of messed up person to appreciate.
I certainly love it. HahaHave you ever seen Fawlty Towers? Also hilarious but not quite as obscure and silly.
"Blue. No! yelllooooooooooooowwwww...."
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VansRComfy11
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I don't pretend to completely understand British humor, but definitely definitely over the years I've been a fan of Fawlty Towers, Monty Python AND OF COURSE... Mr. Bean (still the greatest physical comedian who ever lived with Chevy Chase being #2).I think that some British humor takes a special kind of messed up person to appreciate.
Have you ever seen Fawlty Towers? Also hilarious but not quite as obscure and silly.
"Blue. No! yelllooooooooooooowwwww...."
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Catlynn
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Awww ok. Jokes are not easy to make. It took years of hating life, the world and myself before I realized that life as we know it is really just one big joke.
Darn it, Gabe, quit taunting me like this!!!!! I really do wanna hear your story............but, *sigh* no pressure.....
Oh Nichole, I didn't think you were that interested in my testimony. I can PM it to you, but it really is boring and it probably will sound ridiculous unless you're catholic. I told it in a chat room once where four other people were listening and two of them left in the middle without saying a word. One of them (a great friend of mine here on CC) kept asking me to tell it even though I told her people here wouldn't like it.
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Green: why do you change all the words around in your sentences. Its always like a big riddle! Your posts that is
Know I don't. The Lord leads, Nods.
Let's see...
Clue #1--He insists that he's green.
Clue #2--Backwards, he sayeth, many of his wisest proverbs and cantons, indeed they are... (and may the force be with you.)
Yup, just as I suspected all all along... I think our good friend Mr. Green is secretly Yoda...
All we need is for one of you good people to challenge him to a lightsaber duel, and see the truth of his identity, we shall know for sure.
(Since this is the "Asking Thread", maybe I should just ask--Green, are you really Yoda??? Or maybe Yoda's taller, Bible-believing cousin??!?)
2. No, I don't .
(Since...cousin??!?) Not am I he.
1. I am Green .
Challenge me to a lightsaber duel?
My name is GreenNnice, you killed my brother (no, you really didn't but doesn't it have a nice ring to it?), prepare to die.
Hint: Google words: princess Bride prepare to die
Remember, its the giving not the getting that matters this holiday season. That's what Jesus did (gave His life for us to have the hope and joy of salvation
) God's best to you all, peeps, be courageous for Jesus this most wonderful time of year.
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What cast thing?
If its something in the Craig Ferguson video, I didn't even watch it. I just posted it so Hollie would know who he is.
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My language is all mine, Nods, it just APPEARS to be English
No, all that is mine is God's is a MUCH better explanation.
---Nods, seriously, I don't know why I write the way I do, except, most often I type on a mytouch 4G and it is smallish for chatting , hunt and peck on keys, I just do what I do and sorry to so often gravely confuse you and maybe one more other out there too, or, two
. Quite cryptic, at times, t'ain't I? I mean no harm by it's maddening effect. Remember this: I am always green and nice
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LOL, zere. Yes, Craig Ferguson , conan obrien, chevy Chase . Yes, Yes, they all zany crazy weird humor. Yes me
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Zere, I have a funny feeling (not ha-ha) you will tell your story to nicole, but with an 'h,' and she will say it is beautiful , because you, Gabriel, are an ángel of funniness on c.c. and to hear a little 'serious' from your beautiful mind would be a good thing . The Lord leads.
Remember, its the giving not the getting that matters this holiday season. That's what Jesus did (gave His life for us to have the hope and joy of salvation
I remember that line, Ed! His name was Ricardo Montoya or something like that right?
God bless you too, my friend!