By the time GOD made woman, He was into his sixth day of working
> overtime.
> An angel appeared and said, "Why are you spending so much time on
> this one?" GOD answered, "Have you seen my spec sheet on her?
>
> She has to be completely washable, but not plastic, have over 200
> movable parts, all replaceable and able to run on diet coke and
> leftovers, have a lap that can hold four children at one time, have
a
> kiss that can cure anything from a scraped knee to a broken heart
> and she will do everything with only two hands."
>
> The angel was astounded at the requirements.
> "Only two hands!? No way! And that's just on the standard model?
> That's too much work for one day. Wait until tomorrow to finish."
>
> "But I won't," GOD protested. "I am so close to finishing this
> creation that is so close to my own heart. She already heals herself
> when she is sick AND can work 18 hour days."
>
> The angel moved closer and touched the woman.
> "But you have made her so soft, GOD"
>
> "She is soft," GOD agreed "but I have also made her tough. You
> have no idea what she can endure or accomplish."
>
> "Will she be able to think?", asked the angel.
>
> GOD"Not only will she be able to think, she will be
> able to reason and negotiate."
>
> The angel then noticed something, and reaching out, touched the
> woman's cheek.
> "Oops, it looks like you have a leak in this model. I told you that
> you were trying to put too much into this one."
>
> "That's not a leak," GOD corrected, "that's a tear!"
>
> "What's the tear for?" the angel asked.
>
> GOD said, "The tear is her way of expressing her joy, her
> sorrow, her pain, her disappointment, her love, her loneliness, her
> grief and her pride."
>
> The angel was impressed. "You are a genius, GOD. You thought of
> everything! Woman is truly amazing."
>
> And she is!
> Women have strengths that amaze men.
> They bear hardships and they carry burdens, but they hold happiness,
> love and joy.
> They smile when they want to scream.
> They sing when they want to cry.
> They cry when they are happy and laugh when they are nervous.
> They fight for what they believe in.
> They stand up to injustice.
> They don't take "no" for an answer when they believe there is a
> better solution.
> They go without so their family can have.
> They go to the doctor with a frightened friend.
> They love unconditionally.
> They cry when their children excel and cheer when their friends get
> awards.
> They are happy when they hear about a birth or a wedding.
> Their hearts break when a friend dies.
> They grieve at the loss of a family member, yet they are strong when
> they think there is no strength left.
> They know that a hug and a kiss can heal a broken heart.
>
> Women come in all shapes, sizes and colors.
>
> They'll drive, fly, walk, run or e-mail you to show how much they
> care about you.
> The heart of a woman is what makes the world keep turning.
> They bring joy, hope and love.
> They have compassion and ideals.
> They give moral support to their family and friends.
>
> HOWEVER, IF THERE IS ONE FLAW IN WOMEN, IT IS THAT "THEY"
OCCASIONALLY
> FORGET THEIR REAL WORTH.
God bless ALL the women here to there personal needs.
Husbands hug your wife today and tell em how much ya luv her. God bless
> overtime.
> An angel appeared and said, "Why are you spending so much time on
> this one?" GOD answered, "Have you seen my spec sheet on her?
>
> She has to be completely washable, but not plastic, have over 200
> movable parts, all replaceable and able to run on diet coke and
> leftovers, have a lap that can hold four children at one time, have
a
> kiss that can cure anything from a scraped knee to a broken heart
> and she will do everything with only two hands."
>
> The angel was astounded at the requirements.
> "Only two hands!? No way! And that's just on the standard model?
> That's too much work for one day. Wait until tomorrow to finish."
>
> "But I won't," GOD protested. "I am so close to finishing this
> creation that is so close to my own heart. She already heals herself
> when she is sick AND can work 18 hour days."
>
> The angel moved closer and touched the woman.
> "But you have made her so soft, GOD"
>
> "She is soft," GOD agreed "but I have also made her tough. You
> have no idea what she can endure or accomplish."
>
> "Will she be able to think?", asked the angel.
>
> GOD"Not only will she be able to think, she will be
> able to reason and negotiate."
>
> The angel then noticed something, and reaching out, touched the
> woman's cheek.
> "Oops, it looks like you have a leak in this model. I told you that
> you were trying to put too much into this one."
>
> "That's not a leak," GOD corrected, "that's a tear!"
>
> "What's the tear for?" the angel asked.
>
> GOD said, "The tear is her way of expressing her joy, her
> sorrow, her pain, her disappointment, her love, her loneliness, her
> grief and her pride."
>
> The angel was impressed. "You are a genius, GOD. You thought of
> everything! Woman is truly amazing."
>
> And she is!
> Women have strengths that amaze men.
> They bear hardships and they carry burdens, but they hold happiness,
> love and joy.
> They smile when they want to scream.
> They sing when they want to cry.
> They cry when they are happy and laugh when they are nervous.
> They fight for what they believe in.
> They stand up to injustice.
> They don't take "no" for an answer when they believe there is a
> better solution.
> They go without so their family can have.
> They go to the doctor with a frightened friend.
> They love unconditionally.
> They cry when their children excel and cheer when their friends get
> awards.
> They are happy when they hear about a birth or a wedding.
> Their hearts break when a friend dies.
> They grieve at the loss of a family member, yet they are strong when
> they think there is no strength left.
> They know that a hug and a kiss can heal a broken heart.
>
> Women come in all shapes, sizes and colors.
>
> They'll drive, fly, walk, run or e-mail you to show how much they
> care about you.
> The heart of a woman is what makes the world keep turning.
> They bring joy, hope and love.
> They have compassion and ideals.
> They give moral support to their family and friends.
>
> HOWEVER, IF THERE IS ONE FLAW IN WOMEN, IT IS THAT "THEY"
OCCASIONALLY
> FORGET THEIR REAL WORTH.
God bless ALL the women here to there personal needs.
Husbands hug your wife today and tell em how much ya luv her. God bless
