You know you’re growing old when you …

[pickles]

when you see a house gown in the store and buy at least 4 of them (these are the zipper or buttoned gowns/dresses our grandmothers used to wear)
i saw some today and got excited[/quote]

Oh my goodness! laughing!
I have four of these and was just thinking its time to get four new ones!

You know your getting old when...
When you start saying of my goodness!

God bless
pickles

 

[pickles]

When you have a dr appointment and end up with three more dr appointments.
When the gifts you recieve include those eye glass holding strings.
When a recliner is a must have piece of furniture.
When you wake up with the cat staring in your face, and you dont know if it was concerned about you, or it's next meal.
Or if one day you might be its meal.

God bless
pickles

 

[Powemm]

When your competing with dirt ... so far It's still older than me

 

[Powemm]

Go to stand up and your legs didn't receive the order

 

[Powemm]

Wish someone would ground you

 

[flight316]

when you have to let a piece of chicken soak in your mouth before you can eat it

 

[flight316]

When you have been diagnosed with furniture's disease: your chest has fallen down into your drawers

 

[joshhuntnm]

are excited to watch Bill Orielly every day.

 

[flight316]

when you hang out at bojangles or hardees for fun

 

[flight316]

When you pee in your pants and don't care and won't change your pants

 

[flight316]

When you have a picture of martin luther king or john kennedy hanging on your wall

 

[flight316]

when you wear suspenders and a belt

 

[BananaPie]

You know you're growing old when...

* It takes longer to rest than it did to get tired.

* Most of your body hurts and what doesn't, doesn't work.

* People call at 8 PM and ask, "Did I wake you?"

* Those at the pharmacy greets you by name.

 

[BananaPie]

You can remember when Disney park tickets cost $22 and parking was free.

You remember where you were when you first learned about
Kennedy’s assassination,
the Apollo landing on the Moon,
AIDS virus was identified, Chernobyl,
OJ Simpson’s acquittal,
Clinton’s “what ‘is’ is” impeachment statement
and when 9/11 happened.

You remember when AOL was “the internet” and nothing else existed online.

You cannot remember if the device you're holding is an iPad, iPhone, iTouch, iPod, iTunes, iPhoto or if you are texting or emailing with your cell phone...

 

[BananaPie]

You recognize the names/terms:
Anita Hill hearing,
Slobadan Milosevic,
Kosovo,
Margaret Thatcher,
Iran-Contra,
Monica Lewinsky,
El-Baradei,
Kofi Annan,
Medellin Cartel,
Manuel Noriega,
Pablo Escobar,
Sandinistas,
Guerrilla,
The Shah of Iran,
Che Guevara,
Oliver North,
Nichole Brown,
Tony Snow,
the unabomber,
the shoe bomber,
Timothy McVeigh,
Laci & Connor Peterson,
Mikhail Gorbachev,
Arafat,
6-Day War,
USSR (CCCR)
Mir...
…

 

[1Christianwarrior316]

You know you’re growing old when you …

1. Start getting senior citizens discounts.
2. Start getting AARP mail with your name on it.

In Christ, 1Christianwarrior316

 

[RickyZ]

...make a post about increasing the default font size because you can't read fine print !

 

[flight316]

When you are always calling your grandchildren by the wrong name

 

[flight316]

when your girlfriend's name is mildred, ethel, or gertrude

 

[flight316]

When it takes you a long time to pee