Hmm... I'd either be
Impact or
Times New Roman. Every time I sit down to write, I always reach for the TNR, no matter how many times my laptop tries to push Callibri on me. Yech.
Aha! First, a bit of backstory. Every Halloween, it's my personal mission and point of pride (the 'ha, that was awesome' kind, not the 'puffed up' kind) to make a costume that costs as little as possible. This past Halloween, I bought a Guy Fawkes mask (as made famous
here) for eight bucks and put on dress clothes. My theme was "anti-bureaucrat extraordinaire." Unfortunately, I only got to wear the mask for a few minutes, and we didn't have a real Halloween, thanks to Hurricane Sandy; so the mask will reappear next year.
Back in '11, I spent $4-something altogether, on aluminum foil and twine, and went as Steve Jobs.