Last person to post wins

[PopClick]

I can't tell because then everyone will know and they will steal my identity!
Okay, it's the 26th.

~Steals Maggie's identity~

Muahahaha!!! That was my evil plot all along!

 

[lookwhatthelordhasdone]

I win in the past.

 

[PopClick]

Well, I win in the future.
Wait, if I win, does that mean the you win, since I have your identity?

 

[Searching4Truth]

No, it means I win. Just because.

 

[PopClick]

Well I win, because just.

 

[LightningClap0002]

Just just because because.

 

[lookwhatthelordhasdone]

Enough of these ramblings! I win x2 because Popclick is now me. Maybe I should have let someone steal my identity long ago. Aside from destroying your credit and ruining your life, there are perks.. Like this.

 

[LightningClap0002]

Eiiyyyeeeeeeeeeeee!

 

[lookwhatthelordhasdone]

You're a genius.

 

[wwjd_kilden]

I win because I am about to have ice cream

 

[LightningClap0002]

That is genius!

I shall henceforth never stop eating ice cream!

 

[lookwhatthelordhasdone]

Today?

I win.

 

[LightningClap0002]

But I'm still eating ice cream!

 

[Repentionofignorance]

I have chocolate ice cream! I WIN!!!!!!! =]

 

[Searching4Truth]

I am lactose intolerant! Double my win and multiply it by 2, and then divide it by the time I spent in the restroom winning. After that, take a goooooooood & looooooooong look in the toilet bowl and examine my piece of win. Okay, I better stop before I type down too much information that'll get me in trouble.​

 

[PopClick]

I'm too ladylike to even comprehend what you just said.

 

[Searching4Truth]

I'm too ladylike to even comprehend what you just said.

Ahh, but being lady-like is not the point here. The point is that even winning matter comes out of both ends of this awesomeness.

 

[LightningClap0002]

!now i won!

 

[Repentionofignorance]

Thank you all for commenting on my day of victory. no more posts are needed, I know all of you are happy for me =)

 

[lookwhatthelordhasdone]

Everyone needs to shut their mouths.
Aside from Popclick, of course. Because she's a lady.



I win.