Something Stupid I've Done Is...

[DuchessAimee]

So just a few minutes ago I heard lots of loud banging noises coming from the other side of my house. Knowing this is odd because I'm home alone, what do I do? Do I grab a weapon of sorts to possibly protect myself? Do I have 911 predialed on my phone? Nope, I just go to the other end of my house, look around, find my cat guiltily looking up and me, and I return to my room to post this thread. I realize now that this wasn't the stupidest thing I've ever done, but it could have turned out badly if someone really was in my house.

Tell me. What kinds of stupid things have you done?

 

[leelee]

a couple of weeks ago i totally freaked out! i was in my flat alone, it was late at night, all the lights were out and on returning from the toilet i hear an unmistakable human cough! so i did the same as you, wander through the house to investigate. i left my tv on....

 

[Dotann]

Just yesterday, while here on CC in the bible study room, i was chatting away have a grand time laughing as usual when i mistakingly and accidently pushed the call button on the walkie talkie i am to wear around my neck for emergencies that reaches my hubby as i have medical problems and am in constant connection with him in case i need attention.

only minutes after this, he came barging in with my medication ready to assist me thinking i was in danger all out of breath from running from the quarry as he was out cutting wood with the 4 wheeler and about 1/2 mile away... When he seen me laughing and ok, he was glad i was ok, but not to impressed with the whole nature if you can imagine....

I have dont many stupid things,, too many to say... But i do understand completely.... I am so happy though god has given me a husband who has a sense of humour, for it sure makes my life a lot easier...

 

[shae0104]

i got a tatoo BECAUSE i was going to hawaii.

 

[JimJimmers]

Let me see, I once came into a room where my sister was watching The 3 Stooges, and I asked her, "Is that a rerun?"

 

[WhiteWolfOfTheBlackForest]

I got up in a hurry one day and my leg got caught in my external hard drive cable thus causing me to trip over and I went crashing down to the ground with a mighty thud. Lol.

 

[BeaP31]

days ago I went to a friend's house. then knocked on the door and she tried to give me a fright and I embarked on the joke but she was thinking it was someone else ... lol

 

[rachelsedge]

My sister and I lived in an apartment together our junior/senior year of college. We had a blizzard coming our way, and my sister said, "What will we do if our power goes out?" And my reply was, "We can just use our electric blankets to stay warm." She looked at me, and said, "Rachel. If the power is out, please tell me how our electric blankets will work."

Sometimes I just blurt out things and then only afterwards realize "Oh. Right."

 

[arwen83]

Got my tongue pierced when I was 23 *face-palm* Lasted for a month then I took it out, now I am just left with a mark on my tongue and a story. Although, it does make me appear cool among some of the young impressionable 'too properly Christian to ever get something like that done' students I attend university with lol

 

[AgeofKnowledge]

The three wise monkeys told me to, "hear no evil see no evil speak no evil." Any stupid things I've done will heretofore be given on a need to know basis only.

 

[Relena7]

This one time I woke up in the middle of the night, and I felt something heavy resting on my shoulder.
Half-awake and barely conscious, I reached up and touched it, and, to my horror, realized it felt like warm skin and had fingernails. I flipped out when I realized a strange human hand was resting on my left shoulder in my bed, I was FREAKING OUT and ripped the blanket off me, and the hand followed. I started fighting it and trying to shake it off. The arm wouldn't leave and kept "attacking" me.

So I jumped outta bed and went to open my bedroom door and shouted "AAHH!! HELP ME MOM!!!!" to wake my parents, then all of a sudden, as I was holding the doorknob, I notice a familiar tingling pins and needles sensation in my left arm. Yes....It was my own arm the entire time. It had fallen asleep and gone numb.

*facepalm*

So glad my mother sleeps with earplugs in.

 

[SeatBelt]

Something stupid I've done is... I flunked out of college my first semester on account of my blood alcohol level being higher than my GPA. I didn't even get academic probation. Straight to suspension. I had quit drinking/drugs towards the end of that semester, but got back into some minor trouble with drinking later. I've not had a drink since 7/5/09. I've not had drugs since 1996, thought the exact date escapes me. I've not had a cigarette since July 2001. I've also not had caffeine in over 3 years. I still sometimes want these thing. I am still an addict. I didn't conquer my addictions. They are still there. I just don't engage in them ever again. Never. By God's grace, here I am, and there I shall go no more. It is my relationship with Him that allows me to be predictably drug & alcohol free. My kids will Never see that old version of me. New me is So much cooler.
I also joined a nerdy organization to cheer myself up about the whole flunking out thing.

 

[Deva_1972]

When I was 20 or so, I dated a guy that I thought wanted to be with me as much as I wanted to be with him, and so I proceeded to tell him how much I cared for him only to get an awkward response and the cold shoulder.....I felt like SUCH an idiot and I seriously wanted to crawl under a rock! Thankfully, I never got into that same situation again...lesson learned!! LOL

 

[SeatBelt]

The three wise monkeys told me to, "hear no evil see no evil speak no evil." Any stupid things I've done will heretofore be given on a need to know basis only.

James 5:16 much?
Healing comes from confession. Sometimes it isn't even about Your healing but those that hear you. Being able to laugh at yourself publicly is healthy, too.

 

[Samohito]

A week ago, I'm going back to home town ( my parents home ) flying by airways with journey 1hours & 20 minutes and by bus 4 hours to reach my parent's home from airport with cost IDR 400k. I didn't bought 2 ways flight ticket, since I'm not sure what date I will going back. The day I'm going back I was thinking to go by Bus or by flight. And finally i decided to go by bus as I knew the cost will be cheaper than go by flight. But what happened in that day ? I spent more than the cost If I go by flight, and also I lost my time so many hours and feel so tired sitting down on the bus for 18 hours .. yeaahhh...

 

[jonrambo]

lol ive been in a mushroom cloud petrol explosion (because i lit it with a cigarette lighter) jumped under a car knocked myself out (with a punch...to myself) been locked up jumped ontop of a moving bus to graffit the roof scaled a building and told the whole beer garden i was going to jump to freak out the bouncers tattooed myself ummmm come around for tea and my mum will tell you some good ones i cant remember most of them. i once was lost but now am found is the moral of the story lol

 

[jonrambo]

This one time I woke up in the middle of the night, and I felt something heavy resting on my shoulder.
Half-awake and barely conscious, I reached up and touched it, and, to my horror, realized it felt like warm skin and had fingernails. I flipped out when I realized a strange human hand was resting on my left shoulder in my bed, I was FREAKING OUT and ripped the blanket off me, and the hand followed. I started fighting it and trying to shake it off. The arm wouldn't leave and kept "attacking" me.

So I jumped outta bed and went to open my bedroom door and shouted "AAHH!! HELP ME MOM!!!!" to wake my parents, then all of a sudden, as I was holding the doorknob, I notice a familiar tingling pins and needles sensation in my left arm. Yes....It was my own arm the entire time. It had fallen asleep and gone numb.

*facepalm*

So glad my mother sleeps with earplugs in.

LOL IVE DONE THAT TOO! BAHAHAHAHAHAHA IDIOTS!

 

[Donkeyfish07]

There was this one time.......at band camp.....

 

[shae0104]

just repent repent now lol

There was this one time.......at band camp.....

 

[rachelsedge]

Relena, that is hilarious. I literally laughed out loud reading that.