Reactions given by FollowerofShiloh
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I went to see my Imam for some domestic counseling on marital discord. He gave me a bucket of rocks!!. Seems a little... -
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Why do ducks have feathers on their butts? To cover their butt-quacks. Grandpa kicked the bucket last month. Know what his last...
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Did you hear about the camping party? It was in-tents
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I dated a girl once who was cross-eyed. It didn't work out. We never really saw eye to eye and I had my suspicions she was seeing...
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That's sooo wrong but soooo very funny. Got this old man to lol. thanks
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What do you call a smart blonde? A golden retriever. My mom was a redhead😁
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I'm afraid for the calendar..... Its days are numbered.
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I stood in the garden early yesterday wondering where the sun had gone. Then it dawned on me. I used to make a lot of money clearing...
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When we go somewhere and drive back late at night, as the dad, I'm almost always the one driving. As they settle in to sleep in the...
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A preacher told a joke. He said the reason men didn't understand women is because man was asleep when she was created.
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I studied to be a veterinarian just to meet chicks. To maximize my chances, I specialized in avian pediatrics. Then I switched careers...
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My wife just found out I replaced our bed with a trampoline. She hit the ceiling!
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A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.
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What’s the difference between ignorance and apathy? I don’t know and I don’t care.
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Are people born with photographic memories, or does it take time to develop?
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This is exactly what it sounds like.. I want to hear bad advice... maybe its something funny you've seen online, or maybe its advice...
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If a bee lands on you, smack it.
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Take a laxative for a bad cough.
