Reactions received by Karlon
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HealthAndHappiness reacted
to Karlon's post in the thread can you guys post something funny please?.
stewardess: " i'm sorry mr. jones but we left your wife behind in chicago". man: "thank goodness. for a moment, i thought i was going... -
the trouble with telling a good story is that it reminds the other guy of a dull one. -
doctor: "the check you gave me for my bill came back". patient: "so did my arthritis"!
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lots of good jokes there. reminds me of long ago when i was telling someone how great my g.f & i were getting along at that time. an...
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son: "dad, this magazine tells me my birthstone is the ruby, what's your's"? dad: "the grindstone"!
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"we know you knew you're not new because you're Khemy"! welcome, come on & laugh with us all!!! -
stewardess: " i'm sorry mr. jones but we left your wife behind in chicago". man: "thank goodness. for a moment, i thought i was going... -
if you think no evil, see no evil & hear no evil, the chances are, you'll never write a best selling novel! -
"my wife spent 4 hours in the beauty shop yesterday". "wow, that's a long time". "sure is, and that was just for the estimate"!
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"my wife spent 4 hours in the beauty shop yesterday". "wow, that's a long time". "sure is, and that was just for the estimate"!
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stewardess: " i'm sorry mr. jones but we left your wife behind in chicago". man: "thank goodness. for a moment, i thought i was going...
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Wansvic reacted
to Karlon's post in the thread When Does A Christian Become Immortality/Born Again?.
very fine explanation. because my hands are big, i try to type the least possible. we can add in Romans 10:9 "that if thou shall... -
HealthAndHappiness reacted
to Karlon's post in the thread can you guys post something funny please?.
"my wife spent 4 hours in the beauty shop yesterday". "wow, that's a long time". "sure is, and that was just for the estimate"! -
OOmegatime reacted to Karlon's post in the thread When Does A Christian Become Immortality/Born Again?.
i didn't say it does save. God;s grace saves us. i put sinners in quotation marks because it's what a lot of people refer it to...
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"my wife spent 4 hours in the beauty shop yesterday". "wow, that's a long time". "sure is, and that was just for the estimate"! -
An atheist can't find God for the same reason a thief can't find a policeman!
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margarite: "hi nancy, i'm pregnant with my seventh child". nancy: "what do you think you'l call it"? margarite: "quits"! -
notmyown reacted
to Karlon's post in the thread When Does A Christian Become Immortality/Born Again?.
someone can definitely be saved before baptism. in fact, i never heard of an event where someone was baptized first, then saved... -
father: "don't you think our son gets all his brains from me"? mother: "probably, i still have all mine". -
"my wife spent 4 hours in the beauty shop yesterday". "wow, that's a long time". "sure is, and that was just for the estimate"!