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A bored young man decided life would be more fun if he had a pet. So he went to the pet store and told the owner that he wanted to buy an unusual pet. After some discussion, he finally bought a talking centipede, (100-legged bug), which came in a little white box to use for his house. He took...

My doctor called me fat. I told him I wanted a second opinion and he said, “OK, you’re ugly too.”

Class of 88.

Truth.

This is me. The beach bum.

Born and raised 20 miles from Philadelphia. I love all Philly sports teams. Especially the Eagles.

I'm not picky. My perfect match simply. Jesus, Football, Library, Coffee. I'm a happy man.:)

I had a great day even though I'm single. I did take my Momma out to her favorite place for dinner. She is still mourning the passing of my stepfather. They complimented one another nicely for over 20 years. There life together was like a never ending romance novel. She misses him dearly...

I can see that being quite a conundrum. I personally am not suspect to anything other than an innocent comment. I do however recognize how they could easily be misinterpreted. I guess it really depends on the person being complimented.

A husband and wife were driving through Louisiana. As they approached Natchitoches, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town. They argued back and forth, then they stopped for lunch. At the counter, the husband asked the waitress, "Before we order, could you please settle an...

Interesting thread. I have been complimented on my eyes. I was very grateful. Hope that helps.

Yes. Unfortunately society has stereotyped the intelligence of people based on hair color. I think merely as a joke but for some it can be very offensive. I often hear balding men scold me for shaving off all my hair. I can sympathize with their self-consciousness but it's only hair. Truth...

Not in that way. Just very kind.

When I was younger I was often told by females that I was a really nice guy. But I was too nice. I never understood that.