A conversation about nothing in particular
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Yeah you just rolled 700 and Waggles is pushing 1000. Trouble is it's almost midnight here in Oklahoma. It's time to put this old man to bed. Let me just post one more plaque.
OOOOk-lahoma, where the wind comes sweepin' down the plain,
And the wavin' wheat can sure smell sweet, When the wind comes right behind the rain.
OOOOk-lahoma, Ev'ry night my honey lamb and I, Sit alone and talk and watch a hawk makin' lazy circles in the sky.
Ok, let me take this thread literally - "Here is a story about nothing that makes sense."
"Honey, the ceiling's dripping," Catherine said, wire-cutters in hand. She looked at her cat, who merely stretched and sat back down on the wall again.
"I'm sorry," Katherine's husband said, "What do you mean? Is the paint still dry?"
"No, the actual ceiling," Kathy replied, "It's dripping chunks of what kind of looks like polystyrene."
"I thought that was an astroturf ceiling," her husband responded, "We should contact the electrician."
Katy sighed, this was the fifth time in the next two hours that she had called out a repairman. This Apartment was proving to be a nightmare. If it wasn't the gas not working, it was the windows breaking, or the walls shifting perpendicular to the wrong shade of lavender, or the gas working.
It has been so promising on paper, a lovely two story flat comprised of three floors, Kat had loved it from the moment she first smelt it. But now they were living in it, it was constantly revealing all it's problems.
"Alright," Cat's husband responded, "They'll be here at eighty past seven, give or take thirty hours. In the meantime, they've suggested we shutdown the paradox generators."
Cat nodded, "I really hope they fix them properly last time," she said as she flew to the stasis grid, "I'm getting sick of living in a broken warp."
The generator turned off, leaving the pair in a four foot by four foot blank-like room. Catherine sighed, the worst part about waiting for a reality repairman was that her husband would also be offline until it was fixed.
Wait what?..........the thread title isn't about talking about what is absurdly nothing, it is about talking about anything we want. Ok, I'm sorry I get it now -- let me revamp my reply then: (HERE GOES):
YOU GUYS ARE ALL AWESOME!! ... Here is my picture for you to enjoy!
"Honey, the ceiling's dripping," Catherine said, wire-cutters in hand. She looked at her cat, who merely stretched and sat back down on the wall again.
"I'm sorry," Katherine's husband said, "What do you mean? Is the paint still dry?"
"No, the actual ceiling," Kathy replied, "It's dripping chunks of what kind of looks like polystyrene."
"I thought that was an astroturf ceiling," her husband responded, "We should contact the electrician."
Katy sighed, this was the fifth time in the next two hours that she had called out a repairman. This Apartment was proving to be a nightmare. If it wasn't the gas not working, it was the windows breaking, or the walls shifting perpendicular to the wrong shade of lavender, or the gas working.
It has been so promising on paper, a lovely two story flat comprised of three floors, Kat had loved it from the moment she first smelt it. But now they were living in it, it was constantly revealing all it's problems.
"Alright," Cat's husband responded, "They'll be here at eighty past seven, give or take thirty hours. In the meantime, they've suggested we shutdown the paradox generators."
Cat nodded, "I really hope they fix them properly last time," she said as she flew to the stasis grid, "I'm getting sick of living in a broken warp."
The generator turned off, leaving the pair in a four foot by four foot blank-like room. Catherine sighed, the worst part about waiting for a reality repairman was that her husband would also be offline until it was fixed.
Wait what?..........the thread title isn't about talking about what is absurdly nothing, it is about talking about anything we want. Ok, I'm sorry I get it now -- let me revamp my reply then: (HERE GOES):
YOU GUYS ARE ALL AWESOME!! ... Here is my picture for you to enjoy!
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Love it! HAHAHHAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH I ABSOLUTELY LOVE IT! You are one funny guy!!! You've made me laugh so hard that I've gone all teary LOL. This post is sure to attract some attention once the others read it. Crazy-funny haha. Is this your apartment? Hope not. So funny!
Thankyou - I really did appreciate that. You're a God-send... (((HUGS)))
Thankyou - I really did appreciate that. You're a God-send... (((HUGS)))
Random irregular-ness - I love that you love that. Shhhh ... (no one else knows I'm silly). Smile.
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I hope you can be here more often as I would love to hear more funny stories that don't make any sense at all - and yet - mean so much on a very deep level - I'm kidding - the more loopy the better, and if you don't come back real soon I'm coming looking for ya haha. God bless and here's pic for you too:
Thought you might like something random too - and yet so meaningful - well not really haha