Things NOT to say on your first date....
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The first date - Fire baptized version...
This brother was on his way to a first date and he was quite excited. He pulled in to the woman's driveway and walked to the door. She came out and he walked her to the car.
So, as they drive away, he begans to weep uncontrollably. She looks over at him and ask "What's wrong? Are you ok?" He said" Sister, you just don't know how wonderful this moment is right now"
She said, "what do you mean?"
He responded, "Last Sunday at church, the pastor called me down front, and said "Brother, Gawd has showed me that you have a first date coming up!
Brother, this just ain't any old first date" ( congregation begans shouting hallelujah)!
"Brother, this is your Isaac and Rebecca moment. She is your Rebecca!"
Well, unfortunately the poor brother didn't get to finish his story. That sister jumped out two miles back!
(Y'all don't take this serious, I'm just having a bit of fun with the thread!)
This brother was on his way to a first date and he was quite excited. He pulled in to the woman's driveway and walked to the door. She came out and he walked her to the car.
So, as they drive away, he begans to weep uncontrollably. She looks over at him and ask "What's wrong? Are you ok?" He said" Sister, you just don't know how wonderful this moment is right now"
She said, "what do you mean?"
He responded, "Last Sunday at church, the pastor called me down front, and said "Brother, Gawd has showed me that you have a first date coming up!
Brother, this just ain't any old first date" ( congregation begans shouting hallelujah)!
"Brother, this is your Isaac and Rebecca moment. She is your Rebecca!"
Well, unfortunately the poor brother didn't get to finish his story. That sister jumped out two miles back!
(Y'all don't take this serious, I'm just having a bit of fun with the thread!)
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"You're not fat, really. It's just that my last girlfriend was really, really thin, so normal girls look fat to me now."
(Quote from a Dilbert comic) "I sure hope you like baked beans and square dancing as much as I do!"
"I snatched the roll off your plate because I have bottomless gut syndrome. It's a real thing, google it."
"Before we go on a date, just checking... you don't have a job do you? Because in my church we believe it's unbiblical for a woman to hold a job so I have to... wait, come back!"
"So all I can talk about is World of Warcraft, so what? It's a lot more entertaining than this date has been so far."
"You're a good cook, right? Because I suck at cooking so if we wind up getting married you'll have to make the food."
(Quote from a Dilbert comic) "I sure hope you like baked beans and square dancing as much as I do!"
"I snatched the roll off your plate because I have bottomless gut syndrome. It's a real thing, google it."
"Before we go on a date, just checking... you don't have a job do you? Because in my church we believe it's unbiblical for a woman to hold a job so I have to... wait, come back!"
"So all I can talk about is World of Warcraft, so what? It's a lot more entertaining than this date has been so far."
"You're a good cook, right? Because I suck at cooking so if we wind up getting married you'll have to make the food."
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For some reason you should not talk about your future children on the first date, or second or even third.
Now why a guy would WANT to speculate about the kids he would have with a woman on their first date, that I don't know. But apparently a lot of guys do this, enough that it has become a stereotype. And women really don't like it.
Can any guys out there clarify why some guys do this?
Now why a guy would WANT to speculate about the kids he would have with a woman on their first date, that I don't know. But apparently a lot of guys do this, enough that it has become a stereotype. And women really don't like it.
Can any guys out there clarify why some guys do this?
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Speaking of credit scores...
One thing I know you don't ever do. If you are planning on paying for the date, or paying for your part of the date, or even if there is a chance you will be paying for anything the whole night, don't ever bring one credit card as your sole means of payment. That sucker gets declined one time, just ONCE, you start sweating heavily and you look like a fool.
Experience? No I've never even been on a date before. But I have a habit of looking ahead to see what might go wrong, and if that particular date disaster happened I would be VERY unhappy. And probably very alone.
One thing I know you don't ever do. If you are planning on paying for the date, or paying for your part of the date, or even if there is a chance you will be paying for anything the whole night, don't ever bring one credit card as your sole means of payment. That sucker gets declined one time, just ONCE, you start sweating heavily and you look like a fool.
Experience? No I've never even been on a date before. But I have a habit of looking ahead to see what might go wrong, and if that particular date disaster happened I would be VERY unhappy. And probably very alone.
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