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A limerick is a humorous poem consisting of five lines. The first, second, and fifth lines must have seven to ten syllables while rhyming and having the same verbal rhythm. The third and fourth lines should only have five to seven syllables; they too must rhyme with each other and have the same rhythm.

There once was a man from Alberta
With a girl one time he did flirt-a
Her first name was Gail
Twas an epic fail
And now he's alone chopping wood-a

THERE was a small boy of Quebec,
Who was buried in snow to his neck;
When they said. "Are you friz?"
He replied, "Yes, I is—
But we don't call this cold in Quebec."

Rudyard Kipling

There once was a man from New York
He ate pizza with knife and a fork
Some thought he was dim
Although he was slim
Truth is he was just a big dork

Once I did hear my brother call
The sun a giant fire ball.
How can that be?
For what I see,
Is something up high so small.

I see it at the break of dawn,
When it announces the day is on.
It's brilliant gold,
A joy to behold,
And being outside is so much fun.

John might be right, for I must say,
The sun is not so cool at midday.
Its shining light
Is just so bright,
I have to pull my eyes away.

Evening comes and it's so strange
How the sun still appears to change.
No longer small,
A bigger ball.
Its tone, now a lovely bright orange!

This curious ball hanging up high,
For me, raises many questions why.
But when it shines,
Then life is fine.
Thank God the sun is in the sky.

-Abimola T. Alabi

A dog is a man's best friend
Hes with you right up to the end
Cats are okay
But they rarely stay
Once food for themselves they must fend

Tobacco is a very fine plant
From God down to man he did grant
But to avoid disease
Treat it with ease
Or breath will be more like a pant

There once was a lass from Glasgow
Her life where it went she did not know
Pursued a career
Thought that was most dear
Then ended up filling up cat bowls

There once was a man with a beard
Without it he kind of looked weird
So he gave it a shave
And the ladies still waved
It wasn't as bad as he feared

'Twas a beautiful day in November
A more beautiful day can't remember
Although the sun shines in June
And the cold comes too soon
Ill take winter cuz that means December 🎄

There once was a plate of spaghetti
I ate much and became kinda sweaty
I confessed my sin
Will not do that agin
If I do may my wife be a Yeti