The TP Stress Relief Thread

well, I was thinking the other day (scary thing I know) that with all this toilet paper hoarding someday people are going to be stuck with all that CHEAP stuff they rushed out to hoard..... you know the kind I mean..... the stuff that public rest rooms have or even worse..... that stuff that really isn't 1 ply but they have to call it such...... someday people are going to be regretting hoarding that stuff......
this might be what happens to them then: (@mailmandan even makes a special appearance about 1 minute in....)

Um, so how is the tp shortage for everyone?
I'm slowly starting to see it return to shelves.....

We have plenty of the cheap TP on the shelves. Check it before you use it, there may be a splinter or two in it.

the ones in public rest rooms dont even have those tear off perforations so you pull it and get a whole skein which you then need to wrench off. ????

I have no idea why this came up on a search for "I'm bored" memes but it made me laugh.

I do not need toilet paper so much and do not use it often. I do need kitchen towels though, and i will need a good mop.