Dear Ladies: You Can’t Custom Order A Husband Like You Can A Starbucks Drink

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ankagirl

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It's been said that a woman has three things on her mind on her wedding day:

1. The aisle.
2. The altar.
3. Him.

From then on, it's just more of the same:

I'LL ALTER HIM!!!

And so it goes...
That’s a good one!🤣🤣🤣
 
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Godsgirl83

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Rofl!! I just read this. It was suppose to say "don't sell yourself short"... Definitely don't sell yourself online!!
oh my, now I'm the one ROFL because I didn't even realize that "short" was missing but I read it and heard "short" in my mind.....
and I too meet my hubs via the web....
 
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Live4Him

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oh my, now I'm the one ROFL because I didn't even realize that "short" was missing but I read it and heard "short" in my mind.....
and I too meet my hubs via the web....
I met my ex-wife via the web, too.

In fact, here's a photo from the night that we first met:

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:whistle:
 

Lynx

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Rofl!! I just read this. It was suppose to say "don't sell yourself short"... Definitely don't sell yourself online!!
I noticed that but figured you meant to include "short" so I wasn't gonna call you on it. :cool:
 
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kaylagrl

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I noticed that but figured you meant to include "short" so I wasn't gonna call you on it. :cool:
You're a classy guy ;) I appreciate it. I'm over 40, these things happen. lol
 

Lanolin

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lower your expectations a bit lol

If they are too high you might be disappointed.
for example, when ordering a coffee, unless you are willing to pay inflated prices, most places will give you instant for free.

I dont know what to expect when ordering coffee as I dont like it so dont drink it, but tea, you only get the one kind unless you specifically say you want something else, and hot chocolate not everyone gives you marshmallows. The only requirement is that it is

1) hot
and 2) chocolatey

you can always add more sugar and milk later.