The New Ship It Thread

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Lanolin

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I once had an american doctor, and everytime he spoke, I got the giggles. He wasnt saying anything funny, he was just talking in his american accent which I found hilarious.
 

JesusLives

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what?
I am a bit late to the party here, though the ship probably hasnt docked in at my port yet

I fully expect to see @tourist and @JesusLives on board. In fact I am going to request theirr company at my dinner table with the ships captain...who I dont know who it is yet...?!

Thanks for the invite I will make sure I dress up real pretty.
 

Gardenias

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of course I dont get it when people try and mock me. what do I have to get anyhow.

This is why australians should never joke around nzers either. we aint laughing at your jokes, we laugh at your funny accents




There used to be a group of singers named Captin and Tennell.
Tourist was making a joke, i said I got it but you wouldn't and you didn't instead you get your kickers in a wad as usual..

Most times you're pretty cool but when you aint,,you aint.

Stop bashing other countries. Get tougher skin.

Btw I'm a SOUTHERN AMERICAN! Accent I do have.....lol
 

TabinRivCA

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There used to be a group of singers named Captin and Tennell.
Tourist was making a joke, i said I got it but you wouldn't and you didn't instead you get your kickers in a wad as usual..

Most times you're pretty cool but when you aint,,you aint.

Stop bashing other countries. Get tougher skin.

Btw I'm a SOUTHERN AMERICAN! Accent I do have.....lol
C'mon ladies, just a little misunderstanding, 💛💛💛 you're both lovely gals❣
Got it,I don't she will.......
This is bugging me Gardenias, what does this comment mean, sorry I can't figure it out, lol.
 

Gardenias

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C'mon ladies, just a little misunderstanding, 💛💛💛 you're both lovely gals❣

This is bugging me Gardenias, what does this comment mean, sorry I can't figure it out, lol.




Sorry.
I left out (think she will).. It was all meant in fun. We are in America,she sees not to much good in us baby booming americans.

We are adults, I think....
Then she has a little rant tantrum and .... 🎆,she ready to fence.🤺
 

1ofthem

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In the words of Captain and Tennille... LOVE will keep us together....lol:p

@Gardenias...The Captain and Tennille may have been a little before my time, but yes, I still got your joke....lol

Like I said before you have an awesome sense of humor. I really enjoy your posts:)
 

stilllearning

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In the words of Captain and Tennille... LOVE will keep us together....lol:p

@Gardenias...The Captain and Tennille may have been a little before my time, but yes, I still got your joke....lol

Like I said before you have an awesome sense of humor. I really enjoy your posts:)
Agree really funny. In fact find both of you are with real hearts of gold. Only thing lacking is like a person who finds it cute to tease a puppy. Holding something out in front of it so it barks and charges. Then you remove the item and laugh as he looks around then chases his tail cause he is confused as to what he was after.

May I suggest when you use your wit and humor on me tie both hands and maybe even tape half the side of your mouth. When you see the bugs avatar know it is just a baby bunny so you have go easy and let the poor bunny get a win so he thinks he is keeping up ;)
 

1ofthem

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Agree really funny. In fact find both of you are with real hearts of gold. Only thing lacking is like a person who finds it cute to tease a puppy. Holding something out in front of it so it barks and charges. Then you remove the item and laugh as he looks around then chases his tail cause he is confused as to what he was after.

May I suggest when you use your wit and humor on me tie both hands and maybe even tape half the side of your mouth. When you see the bugs avatar know it is just a baby bunny so you have go easy and let the poor bunny get a win so he thinks he is keeping up ;)
Baby bunnies are the cutest ever....

And you're pretty smooth you wascally wabbit....

I'm speechless now:giggle:...so you just won ;):)

:p
 

stilllearning

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Baby bunnies are the cutest ever....

And you're pretty smooth you wascally wabbit....

I'm speechless now:giggle:...so you just won ;):)

:p
Yeah let the official score no longer read 0-1659278 but 1-1659278 ;)...................LOL I am closing in so be afraid be very afraid..........LOL
 

Gardenias

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In the words of Captain and Tennille... LOVE will keep us together....lol:p

@Gardenias...The Captain and Tennille may have been a little before my time, but yes, I still got your joke....lol

Like I said before you have an awesome sense of humor. I really enjoy your posts:)





Thank you again so very much.❤❤❤❤❤❤
 

Gardenias

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love will keep us together,
stop cause I really love you,
Stop
I been thinking of you
look in my heart,
let love keep us together
WHATEVER,WHATEVER
 

Gardenias

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Agree really funny. In fact find both of you are with real hearts of gold. Only thing lacking is like a person who finds it cute to tease a puppy. Holding something out in front of it so it barks and charges. Then you remove the item and laugh as he looks around then chases his tail cause he is confused as to what he was after.

May I suggest when you use your wit and humor on me tie both hands and maybe even tape half the side of your mouth. When you see the bugs avatar know it is just a baby bunny so you have go easy and let the poor bunny get a win so he thinks he is keeping up ;)






Hmmmm tie your hands together and tape your mouth.............my are we gonna play a game?
 

Gardenias

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Hello,
I ain't married,and I'll NEVER be tooooooo old.
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😍
 

stilllearning

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Hmmmm tie your hands together and tape your mouth.............my are we gonna play a game?
Sister ya can't handle this smoke. I am on a roll, put one on the scoreboard so gloves are off. Just ducking and weaving all those punches now. Put a fork in it cause baby this turkey is dooooooooooone. Me and Santana are teaming up to bring this little ditty to ya's ;)

 
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Oh Lord... Do I really need to go back and try to figure that out?:rolleyes: