The Banned Game

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Moses_Young

Moses_Young

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Banning Jennymae for using more bans than she can afford (something to do with the spelling of bayou, from what I could gather), in order to ban everyone at once. She had to borrow some of those bans (guess from who?), and now she owes interest! *Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!*

Also banning Shittim, for making up rules about misrepresentation, illegalities and tickets. He knows the mention of tickets and law enforcement makes me extra-cautious.
 
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Ruby123

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banning everyone for arguing so loudly it woke me up, I need my sleep for my ranch work :sleep::sleep::sleep::sleep::sleep::sleep:
 
Moses_Young

Moses_Young

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Banning Ruby for not starting the ranch work already! Don't you know the cows need milking at 4am?!? :eek:

Also, banning Shittim for forgetting the coffee, that led to poor Ruby sleeping in so late.
 
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Ruby123

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Banning Moses for not knowing that my cows are special cows and know how to operate the machinery that milks them so they are able to milk themselves. This allows me to sleep in. As a worker on my ranch with a criminal conviction he should know all this already. Makes me wonder whether he is actually working on my ranch or just eating the free lunch and dinners at meal time.
 
shittim

shittim

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Banning Moses Young for slacking on Miss Rubies ranch causing her to oversleep and the cows to hook up the milking machines without thumbs....
You have to be more than eye candy on a ranch!
 
Moses_Young

Moses_Young

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Ruby123 said:
Banning Moses for not knowing that my cows are special cows and know how to operate the machinery that milks them so they are able to milk themselves. This allows me to sleep in. As a worker on my ranch with a criminal conviction he should know all this already. Makes me wonder whether he is actually working on my ranch or just eating the free lunch and dinners at meal time.
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Wait, what? So you mean that I've been out there, in the blazing sun, milking those cows all day, when you not only have machinery to milk them, but the cows can operate said machinery themselves? Banning Ruby for my sore, aching fingers (and no milk for you!)

shittim said:
Banning Moses Young for slacking on Miss Rubies ranch causing her to oversleep and the cows to hook up the milking machines without thumbs....
You have to be more than eye candy on a ranch!
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And the lunches and dinners are free?!? Why then is Shittim charging me $50 daily for a "meal fee"? Banning Shittim for the crime of charging me for a free lunch, and also for photographing the half-dressed homeless guy in the back of the ute, instead of clearing him off the ranch!
 
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Ruby123

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If you read your contract Moses, you were employed to look after the horses not cows and it did also state that the meals were free ( I am cooking them so there is no guarantee you will survive them :LOL:) You should have read this contract in your prison cell.
 
Moses_Young

Moses_Young

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Wait? There was a contract, also? Shittim told me there were no written contracts, so as not to raise suspicion from the tax office. And horses!?! I'm sorry, but I have no idea how to milk a horse! :eek:

Banning Shittim for deliberately concealing this critical information from me.
 
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Ruby123

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Um Moses, I think you have not worked on a farm before when your resume clearly says you have been a farmhand all your life and you list Old Mcdonald as your referee and his farm as your previous job. I think I will have to send you to agricultural school. In the mean time I have had to employ homeless guy. Hopefully he will know that horses are for sheep rounding and cows milk themselves. I really need to advertise better.
 
Moses_Young

Moses_Young

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Banning Ruby to go and work on jennymae's ranch, because everyone knows dogs - not horses! - are for sheep rounding, and cows prefer to be milked by farm hands! And I hope you lock up your silverware, 'cause I see the homeless guy likes to collect shiny things... :p
 
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Ruby123

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Whoops I meant dogs round up the sheep and horses provide the transportation lol.
Anyways my cows are trained to hook themselves to the milking machines. They were very expensive.
I gave the homeless guy the sack, he was snoozing during working hours. I have a new ranch hand he goes by the name of Bugz

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Moses_Young

Moses_Young

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Banning Oblio, because he's supposed to be running security on Ruby's ranch, and the new ranch-hand is going to eat the crops - especially carrots.

Also banning Ruby again, because I'm worried if she doesn't pay attention, pretty soon her ranchers are going to be riding around on cows for transportation whilst the dogs round up the horses, and the sheep get caught up in the milking factory!
 
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Ruby123

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Ok breaking news

I sold the ranch to JM.
Moses, Shittim and Oblio attend to the animals.
GG & her mum do the grocery shopping to feed all the employees
and Bugz is chef.
Yogi and Moses seem to be the same person.
I am enjoying my profit and am thinking of buying a ticket to the moon. Whilst I am there I will take photos to finally end the debate as to whether the earth is round or flat.
 
Moses_Young

Moses_Young

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Banning Shittim, so he doesn't get any ideas about getting promoted to chief animal attendant.

Giving Ruby a ban exemption, for guessing my true identity!
 
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Ruby123

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I forgot poor boo boo. He is dishwasher.
Banning Yogi for dressing up as Moses.
Banning Moses for dressing up as Yogi.
Banning myself for forgetting to buy a return ticket to earth from the moon, now I am stuck here with Elon Musk :cry:
 
Moses_Young

Moses_Young

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Banning Ruby for not admitting to us all that the Earth is truly flat!
 
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Godsgirl83

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Ruby123 said:
GG & her mum do the grocery shopping to feed all the employees
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Remember when Moses was trying to sell GG in a jar and we discovered they were a bunch of clones? Well, I took the liberty upon myself to buy up his inventory. No grocery shopping and cooking for me! I'll open some jars and send in a clone or two (ya'll will think :unsure: gee, we never knew GG had a twin sister)
 
Moses_Young

Moses_Young

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Banning GG for cheating with clones. They are ornaments for the visitors to admire, they're not supposed to do any actual work! That would be like... slavery! :eek: :eek: :eek:
 
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Ruby123

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banning GG for buying all the merchandise and planning on releasing her clones.
banning Moses for changing his yogi profile and insisting the earth is flat. Everyone knows it is triangular.
 
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Oblio

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Banning GG for talking about herself in the third person and making life more difficult for me than need be!
 
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