Just a little humor.

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pottersclay

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Thought I'd break up the posting here with a little humor.
For those that want to post 3 humorous things you never want to here in church.
Ill go first.

1. Well your sorta healed.
2. Who only gave a quarter?
3. Wasn't the praise band a bit to loud?
 
oyster67

oyster67

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"We are so glad you came; we don't get many outsiders here."
 
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pottersclay

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What kind of a Continental breakfast is fruit juice and crackers?
 
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gb9

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after a one hour+ sermon, as you are leaving, you hear members say "' wow, we got out early today"
 
CherieR

CherieR

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One time I was in service and I opened my bible app on my phone and the app started reading aloud the bible in the middle of the pastor preaching. I was in the front row.
 
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