This is my grown up Christmas list

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Lanolin

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Age, race, height, weight doesn't matter as long as our level of crazy match :D
try WeirDo its a book series by Anh Do though I think hes actually married. But in the book hes like 8 years old.
 

Lanolin

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I had this weird thing where a kid was asking me all these personal questions like he wanted to marry me lol

eg do you have a husband?

Im like no

and then hes like he wants to grow up so he can marry me lol
 

Krumbeard

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I had this weird thing where a kid was asking me all these personal questions like he wanted to marry me lol

eg do you have a husband?

Im like no

and then hes like he wants to grow up so he can marry me lol
How old is he?

Is he worth waiting for? 😁🤣

Joking.
 

Lanolin

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Today he said he wasnt allowed in the girls group so came sat with me in my office making a mess with my plant sprayer. He said this was the boys club but i was like Im not a boy!

I had to kick him out as he was making the floor slippery. lol

?! He just wanders into the library hoping to go gaming on the library computer despite being banned.
 

Lanolin

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My list is

1. Lord I need a miracle! thanks in advance
 

kinda

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So, was it the approach that needed work? Delivery? Style? Other factors? Playing in the wrong league?

Obviously my man needs some pointers, can you help him out coach? :)


 
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Forever_Saved

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I don’t knoww, I was just here for moral support lol

 
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Forever_Saved

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I dont see anything wrong with what Keith did though, he was nice, respectful and direct 😊
 

kinda

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And what would you have done differently?
I was trying to get Forever_Saved's help, because she is a woman, and woman knows these things.

My advice is worthless in finding ladies, you are talking to a single man. I can give you plenty advice on how to scare woman away.

Don't worry, I will think of something.....

Well, here is my best pick up line, for this situation. :)


Say like, hi Juliet, my name is Romeo, we are destined to make poetry together.


 

Gojira

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I was trying to get Forever_Saved's help, because she is a woman, and woman knows these things.

My advice is worthless in finding ladies, you are talking to a single man. I can give you plenty advice on how to scare woman away.

Don't worry, I will think of something.....

Well, here is my best pick up line, for this situation. :)


Say like, hi Juliet, my name is Romeo, we are destined to make poetry together.


You said something about my needing pointers. I thought you had some insight you wanted to share.

As it stands, we are chatting. Although, I fear the great gulf of the Pacific Ocean between us will prevent it from going beyond this site.

Ahh... virtuality... I hate it.
 

kinda

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You said something about my needing pointers. I thought you had some insight you wanted to share.

As it stands, we are chatting. Although, I fear the great gulf of the Pacific Ocean between us will prevent it from going beyond this site.

Ahh... virtuality... I hate it.

One small step for man, one giant leap for mankind.

I expect to see little baby Gojiras running around in a couple of years.

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Lanolin

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babies babies babies

I have now graduated from being called 'babe' to being called 'girl'