can you guys post something funny please?

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justahumanbeing

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Joke 1:

Person1 - Are you drunk?

Person2 - I'm not so think as you drunk I am

Joke 2:

Sardar Ji Joke -

Friend : Hey, I'm throwing a party tonight and I want you to come!

Sardar: Okay. I'll be there.

Reaches friend's home and finds note outside. "April fools. There's no party."

Sardar adds to the note.

April fools, I didn't come to the party."

Joke 3:

A taxi driver was taking a tourist through the city.

Tourist: Wow, that's a big house. Who's is it.

Taxi driver: Mujhe patha nahe Madam. (I don't know in Hindi)

Toursit: Who is the Mayor of this city?

Taxi driver: Mujhe patha nahe Madam.

Tourist : Who built this orphanage?

Taxi driver: Mujhe patha nahe Madam.

Then, the car stops as there is a funeral procession.

Tourist: Who is that?

Taxi driver: Mujhe Patha Nahe Madam.

The tourist gets out of the car and removes the hat in deep sorrow and reverence.
 
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oldman said:
Love the pics, thanks for posting.
I'm gonna stick with feeding a couple of wild grey squirrels though.
too old to get attached to another pet
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Thanks! And you are welcome :)

Squirrels are quite amusing :D

Oh, we had four at first, but kept only two...

 
I_am_Canadian

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justahumanbeing said:
Joke 1:

Person1 - Are you drunk?

Person2 - I'm not so think as you drunk I am

Joke 2:

Sardar Ji Joke -

Friend : Hey, I'm throwing a party tonight and I want you to come!

Sardar: Okay. I'll be there.

Reaches friend's home and finds note outside. "April fools. There's no party."

Sardar adds to the note.

April fools, I didn't come to the party."

Joke 3:

A taxi driver was taking a tourist through the city.

Tourist: Wow, that's a big house. Who's is it.

Taxi driver: Mujhe patha nahe Madam. (I don't know in Hindi)

Toursit: Who is the Mayor of this city?

Taxi driver: Mujhe patha nahe Madam.

Tourist : Who built this orphanage?

Taxi driver: Mujhe patha nahe Madam.

Then, the car stops as there is a funeral procession.

Tourist: Who is that?

Taxi driver: Mujhe Patha Nahe Madam.

The tourist gets out of the car and removes the hat in deep sorrow and reverence.
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Hahaha great jokes
 
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Trooper stopped 80 year old couple going 80 in a 45 MPH speed zone. He asked, "why are speeding?" The lady replied, "we have to get there before we forget where we are going."
 
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When my kids were little my daughter would tell a joke and we would laugh. My son, who was younger, would say something that wasn't a joke but he used the same voice inflection. We would laugh even harder! So he would say something else using the same inflection and we would "crack up".
 
I_am_Canadian

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jaybo said:
When my kids were little my daughter would tell a joke and we would laugh. My son, who was younger, would say something that wasn't a joke but he used the same voice inflection. We would laugh even harder! So he would say something else using the same inflection and we would "crack up".
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So you admit your family is falling to pieces lol
 
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