can you guys post something funny please?

Took me a minute to get it.

Me too - I am going to just glide on into next week as-easy-as-you-please without making a big stink about it...

How's about a rodeo cartoon:

The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for November 22, 2022 - GoComics

😮

Tim decided to tie the knot with his long time girlfriend. One evening, after the honeymoon, he was organizing his golfing equipment. His wife was standing nearby watching him. After a long period of silence she finally speaks: "Tim, I've been thinking, now that we're married maybe it's time you quit golfing. You spend so much time on the course. You could probably get a good price for your clubs."
Tim gets this horrified look on his face.
She says, "Darling, what's wrong?"
"For a minute there you were beginning to sound like my ex-wife."
"Ex-wife!" she screams, "I didn't know you were married before!"
"I wasn't," he replied.


An MIT linguistics professor was lecturing his class the other day. "In English," he said, "A double negative forms a positive. However, in some languages, such as Russian, a double negative remains a negative. But there isn't a single language, not one, in which a double positive can express a negative."
A voice from the back of the room said, "Yeah, right."

I bet now you're a believer huh?
And there is no trace of doubt in your mind?

I just flashed back to the Hack Nicolson scene in The Shining.

He's couldn't leave this thread if he tried.

Heeeeere's Johnny!

Only watched that movie once, when I was a kid. Too creepy to ever watch again. lol.