A little humor

One day a hunter who has had no luck hunting, hunts for duck, finally after several hours he finds one a shoot's it, the duck falls on a barn then onto the ground, the man goes after the duck, the farmer says hold on their pal!! You on my property, the hunter says sorry sir I shot this duck which landed on your barn then on the ground, the farmer says this is my land, and that becomes my duck now!

The hunter says ah give me a break will ya? I have been hunting for hours and finally got this duck, the farmer says well we will handle this Country style, I will kick you in the groin then you will kick me and so on till one of us is left standing, and that person will get the duck. The hunter says well ok if that is what I have to do to get the duck, so the farmer says I will start, so he kicks the hunter in the groin, he yells in pain he rolls on the ground in pain!!

Finally, after about 30 min he recovers, and the hunter says ok it's my turn now, the farmer says you can have the duck!!! LOLLLL

I heard a joke something like that. Basic concept anyway.

A farmer was taking a long train ride and happened to sit next to a very sharply dressed man. The sharply dressed man, quickly getting bored, challenged the farmer to a game of knowledge. "Let's take turns asking each other trivia questions. I'm a 12th level intellect and very good at trivia."

The farmer said, "Nah, I ain't that good at it myself. I'll pass."

"Oh come on. What else is there to do on a long train ride?"

"Nah, I'm fine."

Finally the genius said, "Okay I'll make it profitable for you. If you can't answer my question you pay me $20. If I can't answer your question I'll pay you $500. That's how sure I am of myself."

The farmer perked up and said, "Okay, now you done got my attention. I'll play."

The genius said, "Good. I'll go first. What is the atomic weight of cesium?"

The farmer shrugged and handed the genius a twenty.

"Very good then" the genius said. "Your turn."

The farmer thought for a bit, then said, "What goes uphill on three legs, but downhill on four legs?"

The genius thought about this for the next 25 miles. Finally he said, "I give up. No idea at all." He handed the farmer $500, which the farmer pocketed without a word.

The genius said, "Wait, what's the answer? What goes uphill on three legs, but downhill on four legs?"

The farmer shrugged and handed the genius $20. "No idea buddy. But this was your game, not mine."