can you guys post something funny please?
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A quick joke:
A Christian college drama group presented a play in which one character would stand on a trapdoor and announce, ”I descend into hell!” A stagehand below would then pull a rope, the trapdoor would open, and the character would plunge through.
The play was well received. When the actor playing the part became ill, another actor who was quite overweight took his place. When the new actor announced, ”I descend into hell!” the stagehand pulled the rope, and the actor began his plunge, but became hopelessly stuck. No amount of tugging on the rope could make him descend.
One student in the balcony jumped up and yelled: “Hallelujah! Hell is full!”
A Christian college drama group presented a play in which one character would stand on a trapdoor and announce, ”I descend into hell!” A stagehand below would then pull a rope, the trapdoor would open, and the character would plunge through.
The play was well received. When the actor playing the part became ill, another actor who was quite overweight took his place. When the new actor announced, ”I descend into hell!” the stagehand pulled the rope, and the actor began his plunge, but became hopelessly stuck. No amount of tugging on the rope could make him descend.
One student in the balcony jumped up and yelled: “Hallelujah! Hell is full!”
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Speaking of Taylor Swift, she just broke up with another boyfriend. Women at hair salons eat up this kind of gossip when I deliver People magazine to them. 
Taylor Swift and The 1975's Matty Healy Break Up: 'It Was Always Casual' Says Source (people.com)
Taylor Swift and The 1975's Matty Healy Break Up: 'It Was Always Casual' Says Source (people.com)
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Of course, the best thing is to not ask the question at all; however, if you just have to ask a question...
The wrong question to ask:
"Do I look fat in this dress?"
The right question to ask:
"Does this dress make me look fat?"
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Her: "Does this dress make me look fat?"
Him: "No, of course not."
Translation: "No, of course not. None of your clothes make you look fat. You make you look fat."
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If you ask the wrong question - then, the only honest answer that can be given is 'Yes' - because - well - if you have to ask...
The wrong question to ask:
"Do I look fat in this dress?"
The right question to ask:
"Does this dress make me look fat?"
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Her: "Does this dress make me look fat?"
Him: "No, of course not."
Translation: "No, of course not. None of your clothes make you look fat. You make you look fat."
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If you ask the wrong question - then, the only honest answer that can be given is 'Yes' - because - well - if you have to ask...
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Of course, the best thing is to not ask the question at all; however, if you just have to ask a question...
The wrong question to ask:
"Do I look fat in this dress?"
The right question to ask:
"Does this dress make me look fat?"
~
Her: "Does this dress make me look fat?"
Him: "No, of course not."
Translation: "No, of course not. None of your clothes make you look fat. You make you look fat."
~
If you ask the wrong question - then, the only honest answer that can be given is 'Yes' - because - well - if you have to ask...
The wrong question to ask:
"Do I look fat in this dress?"
The right question to ask:
"Does this dress make me look fat?"
~
Her: "Does this dress make me look fat?"
Him: "No, of course not."
Translation: "No, of course not. None of your clothes make you look fat. You make you look fat."
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If you ask the wrong question - then, the only honest answer that can be given is 'Yes' - because - well - if you have to ask...
"Does this dress make my bum look big?
Without thinking I replied with.
"No its all the cake you eat that makes your bum look big"
I soon saw the errors of my way.
After 3 days I could see out of my right black eye and the next day I could see of of left black eye.
