Tell me if I have this right about your idea of what happens in heaven

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Locoponydirtman

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1 denari which is about 1/4 of a shekle is a days wage by that metric at 50 shekles would be equal to about 7 months salary
 
Mem

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Locoponydirtman said:
1 denari which is about 1/4 of a shekle is a days wage by that metric at 50 shekles would be equal to about 7 months salary
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She cannot marry considering a man can at the least (and best?) divorce her quietly if he finds that she...

The price isn't anywhere near fi' dolla,' whatever it is.

Please, for the love of your sisters, if everyone would just refrain from assisting his hand in disseminate his jiz all over the bdf.
 
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Ruby123

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Mem said:
She cannot marry considering a man can at the least (and best?) divorce her quietly if he finds that she...

The price isn't anywhere near fi' dolla,' whatever it is.

Please, for the love of your sisters, if everyone would just refrain from assisting his hand in disseminate his jiz all over the bdf.
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what does this mean??
 
JohnDB

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Locoponydirtman said:
1 denari which is about 1/4 of a shekle is a days wage by that metric at 50 shekles would be equal to about 7 months salary
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Currently a shekel is roughly $0.26.

About a quarter....enough for a gumball out of a gumball machine.

Inflation sucks.
 
Mem

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Ruby123 said:
what does this mean??
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It's the crude form of another word for "manseed.' I've yet to be cultured into pleasantries, and this is a special case I feel adequately displays the disgust this causes me. This whole thread needs to get a room.
 
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Ruby123

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Mem said:
It's the crude form of another word for "manseed.' I've yet to be cultured into pleasantries, and this is a special case I feel adequately displays the disgust this causes me. This whole thread needs to get a room.
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yeah the threads from this poster get sicker and sicker each time.
 
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tell me your idea about "what happens in heaven".... there's an expert in pleasantries for ya.
 
Truthnightmare

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Spending all day debating on a message board. Nothing describes chick magnet more than that.
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Have you considered, that some of us don’t want to be a chic magnet, because we have found something better…

Proverbs 31
10 Who can find a virtuous woman? for her price is far above rubies.

To be a chic magnet, you must spend time doing things that will attract women…sorry bro.. not interested… as it is written..

Proverbs 31:3
Give not thy strength unto women, nor thy ways to that which destroyeth kings
 
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Locoponydirtman

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Mem said:
She cannot marry considering a man can at the least (and best?) divorce her quietly if he finds that she...

The price isn't anywhere near fi' dolla,' whatever it is.

Please, for the love of your sisters, if everyone would just refrain from assisting his hand in disseminate his jiz all over the bdf.
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I was hoping that he would come to the realization that he has never had a successful relationship because his lecherous way, and that he would see that he has blown any real chance at marriage and repent and accept his future of celibacy, and subsequently put his mind to productive use.
 
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Locoponydirtman

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Women do not like thirsty, niceguy, simps. They are attracted to men who have lives and are interesting, dynamic and have strength of character.
 
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Locoponydirtman said:
I was hoping that he would come to the realization that he has never had a successful relationship because his lecherous way, and that he would see that he has blown any real chance at marriage and repent and accept his future of celibacy, and subsequently put his mind to productive use.
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I know that you hope only the best for him as everyone else who has obliged his invitation to argue up to this point but there's more chance that he's going to change your mind than anyone is going to change his about the nature of reality (and I mean very slim to no chance).
 
ResidentAlien

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Truthnightmare said:
Have you considered, that some of us don’t want to be a chic magnet, because we have found something better…
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Oh I agree. I'm not interested in being a chick magnet. But the OP of this thread does nothing but whine about not having a wife but he spends all his time online debating theology. That's not the greatest way to attract a female looking for a relationship.
 
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Locoponydirtman

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I know that you hope only the best for him as everyone else who has obliged his invitation to argue up to this point but there's more chance that he's going to change your mind than anyone is going to change his about the nature of reality (and I mean very slim to no chance).
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You are correct.
Im gonna bow out of this one because he needs an act of liberation, mere information and truth will not overcome for him.
 
JohnB

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Truthnightmare said:
Agreed… But we won’t be daughters of man in heaven…for the daughters of man are NOT as the angels…. we will be sons of God.. Which makes us a family, a family that will not be sleeping with each other.
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Based on that idea, there are no daughters of GOD. Does everyone become a neutered male in heaven?
 
JohnB

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What I don't understand is ao many Christians against sex in heaven. There will be male and female, we will eat, work, have homes, but no sex? Is everyone in heaven neutered?
 
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JohnB said:
What I don't understand is ao many Christians against sex in heaven. There will be male and female, we will eat, work, have homes, but no sex? Is everyone in heaven neutered?
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This is a mischaracterization of what people are saying. No one is against sex in heaven, per se. They are saying that they believe the Bible teaches there will be no sex in heaven.
 
ResidentAlien

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I really wish people would just freeze him out; if he doesn't have an audience he'll simply go away. Unfortunately that'll never happen; there are too many people willing to entertain any kind of nonsense that's offered up.
 
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Cameron143 said:
This is a mischaracterization of what people are saying. No one is against sex in heaven, per se. They are saying that they believe the Bible teaches there will be no sex in heaven.
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Where did they get that teaching in the bible? It's not a mischaracterization. They are clearly against sex in heaven. So far very few Christians support the view of sex in heaven.
 
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