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TheLearner

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Mem

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Powerlifting is a great place to begin your fitness journey.
 

Noel25

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Don't defrost the turkey. Just stick it in the microwave to warm it up on the day of. :ROFL::LOL:

Oh and when you go on a date, don't brush your teeth! Guys love that!
 

Lynx

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Don't defrost the turkey. Just stick it in the microwave to warm it up on the day of. :ROFL::LOL:

Oh and when you go on a date, don't brush your teeth! Guys love that!
If you forgot to put the turkey in the fridge to defrost three days before, or if there is just no room in the fridge, put the frozen turkey out on the counter the night before to defrost overnight. Don't worry, it'll be fine.
 

I_am_Canadian

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If you forgot to put the turkey in the fridge to defrost three days before, or if there is just no room in the fridge, put the frozen turkey out on the counter the night before to defrost overnight. Don't worry, it'll be fine.
I assume your feeding baptists, they dl like to gobble gobble gobble lol
 

Lynx

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I assume your feeding baptists, they dl like to gobble gobble gobble lol
I can't say anything. I'm Pentecostal. We have food at just about every non-service thing we do.
 

I_am_Canadian

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I can't say anything. I'm Pentecostal. We have food at just about every non-service thing we do.
really? I didn't know that, I just know we like to use food as an inside joke because were the same way having food at non service functions.
 

Lanolin

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swallow your mouthwash it will clean your insides, and leave your electric toothbrush in the sink
doctors also recommended cigarettes if you are stressed out
 

Lynx

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Drink Bleech it will kill covid germs
No no no! You don't drink it. We're supposed to INJECT it.




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