What did the blanket say as it fell off the bed ?
👉🏻 Ohhh Sheet 😂😂
Why did 3 police officers cross the road? Because the chicken finally got hit crossing the road.
Why do most guys go for artillery when joining the army? Because they like to have a blast in the field.
Did you hear about the catholic priest who walked into a bar? actually it was a bar mitzvah, he was so drunk he walked past the bar and into a Jewish temple.
Why are most Bapists over weight? because gluttany is the only sin they don't condemn, their socials put fine dining restaurants to shame.
Did you hear about the Lawyer who took the Bar? He had too the bartender couldn't afford the rent and his legal advice.
How does God give you a sign he wants you to be a comedian?? He moves you to another province so you can watch 3 sheriffs cross the road.